located right under modesto and surrounded by endless fields. There is nothingtodo and it sucks ass.
by john h. pitman June 10, 2005
A farming community full of mostly narrow-minded individuals who like to lump certain races of people into simple and dismissive racial definitions in order to feel superior since they are no better and a product of their own environment. Also it is home to Medic Alert an international non-profit organization that has saved the life of thousands.
by FormallyKnownAsFormally June 17, 2010
A Village that is full of Mexicans and Assyrians there is nothing to do its the most boringest place in the world.The only thing to do is go to Starbucks on a Friday night and hangout with The Assyrians where they fight each other and have fake drama. if u wanna die from boredness come move to Turlock. When people move here they think they are lost
Lets go to Turlock! WHERE?
by Patrick SHAHBIZZLE August 7, 2007
A shithole in the 209 where the only thing there is to do is weed, oxy, coke... we got da best of errthing. With wanna be hard ass, Famous wearing brappers and slutty butterface bitches.
by Turlock Resident November 30, 2008
A titular big farming community filled with Assyrians, Mexicans, African-Americans, etc. between Modesto and Merced. Pretty dull for how it’s being located smack dab in the center. Fake drama at your local sit-inside Starbucks? Yes. We have some of that. Generic history? Sí. It’s plentiful. Basic bitch necessities such as a Walmart and Target? Definitely yes. :/
Turlock is so boring the best thing to entertain ourselves is watching paint dry. Pretty sad, isn’t it?
by Wuhuabia Wjbfhrekg December 7, 2018
Turlock High School has been around since my grandpa in World War 1. The high school still has not changed since back in the...what? 1700's. I think my great great great great great great Grandma's Great Grandma's Grandma wrote on the bathroom stall and it is still there! There is no need to trash this school because it already looks like a big shithole. NEVER attend a football game there, it is a waste of money because they will lose. Unless you are interested in a good fight between all of their gang members or a strip tease from their cheerleaders.
Ben: When will Turlock High School burn down already?
Sara: The buildings look like they will fall any minute now.
Sara: The buildings look like they will fall any minute now.
by sxygurl453 February 18, 2011
When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.
“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”
by Priest of Assplay August 27, 2023