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A titular big farming community filled with Assyrians, Mexicans, African-Americans, etc. between Modesto and Merced. Pretty dull for how it’s being located smack dab in the center. Fake drama at your local sit-inside Starbucks? Yes. We have some of that. Generic history? Sí. It’s plentiful. Basic bitch necessities such as a Walmart and Target? Definitely yes. :/
Turlock is so boring the best thing to entertain ourselves is watching paint dry. Pretty sad, isn’t it?
by Wuhuabia Wjbfhrekg December 7, 2018
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