Ahh, Modesto, California. No one's heard of this town, but 200,000 people call it home. It's the central valley, so it's not exactly what you'd see on the OC. No beaches, just miles and miles of farmland mixed with suburban hell and urban sprawl. That's not to say we don't have bragging rights. We've got just about everything you need to live: taco truck
s, generally hot women (more prevalent in east Modesto, however), lots of fastfood, bad air pollution... well you get the idea. We've got a music scene, and there are some pretty good local bands and venues. Our downtown comes alive at night, and it's somewhat of a haven for nightlife (and cops). We've got the stoners, emo children, thugs, indie kids, jocks, and preps. Del rio is where the rich kids live. And you always seem to have at least one friend who lives on a ranch in the boonies
, which results in random bonfires where teens go to consume lots of keystone
while huddling around a fire. Too bad the cops here love to go on the party patrol, which makes for hectic weekends and plenty of stories about run-ins with the local 5-0
. 99 runs through the heart of modesto. Further to the east, McHenry Avenue separates east Modesto from west. East modesto is where all the new housing developments are. They're served by ...
A city in Northern California; aka as Motown or The Mo population estimated of 200,000+ One of the best places to live if your chill, outgoing, down & just like to kick back. Nobody will judge you as long as you keep it real & mind your own business. The area code is 209
& the city is mainly over runned by Nortenos & street gangs that you would rather avoid unless you want problems. You'll find any type of drug you want. Downtown- comes alive at night, they have brenden theatre, studio 47, hsn, bars, clubs, restaurants & hella taco trucks. Westside- (WSM) the ghetto, where most black population live, liquor stores, shootings, hobos but alot of the gangster kickbacks, the place to get that sticky green & chill if you like to drink up. Eastside- (ESM) where most of the rich whites & asians stay at. Northside- (NSM) aka the Nasty North. Has the known village to gangsters & also the descent side, has the mall, the runs, always layed back alot of house partys. Southside- (DSSM) aka Deep, where most Latino population stay at, alot of crackheads, they got the fleamarket, taco trucks & hella bomb mexican restaurants. Salida- aka The Cuts, part of Northside, nothing goes on but its a nice, quite place to live. Modesto 209
Example one- Let's hit the runs in northside, pick up some brew at westside market, swoop my boy in eastside, go grub in deep & get some bitches downtown nigga.
Example two: Omg look at all those gangsters kicking it at the park. Oh here comes a chola
wearing sweats, hair up & walking fast, she's about to fight! That's how females do in the 209. Talk sh*t get hit
Example three: Damn that guy must be from the east because he's fine as f*ck/ damn that girl has to be from northside because she hella
Example four: Ay homie, you hear about the fight? That white guy got his sh*t split for dissing Modesto
. That's right! Because that's how we get down in the Mo.
A city in the central valley of California. Specifically, nor cal
. Not the best to live, but definitely not the worst place to live either. The houses are too expensive, and the air pollution ranks among the worst in the nation. The population is generally diverse in this city of 200,000. Gained notoriety from the laci peterson
case that occurred here. Also within the district of Gary Condit
. Hometown of the famous director George Lucas
. Has a decent nightlife scene in downtown. The local music scene is also very much alive. The word hella
is used here often. Modesto is close to many popular destinations.
Modesto is hella better than Fresno.
Norcal city, which is #1 in meth production, #1 in car theft, and #1 in fastest growing gang population. Famous for the Laci Peterson trial, Gary Condit trial, Chandra Levee trial, and other trials involving cheating and/or murdering women. It is bleeding with mexicans and crack heads and pussy imitation gangs. If you ever wind up here for God knows why, be prepared to smoke a lot of weed and search for your car once it's stolen. Other than that you will want to leave Methdesto once you get here because there is nothing to do. Also ask about the one-legged hooker.
"Gosh, Timmy, I could really go for some crack right now."
"The streets of Modesto are littered with crack! We will surely find some there."
Thankfully, Modesto is not Fresno.
A so-called "city" in the central valley of California. known for Wine, Homelessness, Drugs, Stuck up bitchy women, The word "Hella", Murder, Car Theft, Polution, More Polution, Low IQ levels, Heat, Drugs, Drugs, Drugs, And Famous people that dont like talking about being from there do to the embarrassment. OH! did i mention that Modesto has the highest teen pregnancy level in the world?
And did i mention that Satan is the Mayor of that city?
Im not proud to be Native to Modesto
The Raddest Place On Earth to:
- Get Laid
- Find Some Drugs.
- Be With Family
"Lets Go To Modesto,To Have Some Fun"