Ahh, Modesto, California. No one's heard of this town, but 200,000 people call it home. It's the central valley, so it's not exactly what you'd see on the OC. No beaches, just miles and miles of farmland mixed with suburban hell and urban sprawl. That's not to say we don't have bragging rights. We've got just about everything you need to live: taco trucks, generally hot women (more prevalent in east Modesto, however), lots of fastfood, bad air pollution... well you get the idea. We've got a music scene, and there are some pretty good local bands and venues. Our downtown comes alive at night, and it's somewhat of a haven for nightlife (and cops). We've got the stoners, emo children, thugs, indie kids, jocks, and preps. Del rio is where the rich kids live. And you always seem to have at least one friend who lives on a ranch in the boonies, which results in random bonfires where teens go to consume lots of keystone while huddling around a fire. Too bad the cops here love to go on the party patrol, which makes for hectic weekends and plenty of stories about run-ins with the local 5-0. 99 runs through the heart of modesto. Further to the east, McHenry Avenue separates east Modesto from west. East modesto is where a...

A city in the central valley of California. Specifically, nor cal. Not the best to live, but definitely not the worst place to live either. The houses are too expensive, and the air pollution ranks among the worst in the nation. The population is generally diverse in this city of 200,000. Gained notoriety from the laci peterson case that occurred here. Also within the district of Gary Condit. Hometown of the famous director George Lucas. Has a decent nightlife scene in downtown. The local music scene is also very much alive. The word hella is used here often. Modesto is close to many popular destinations.

Norcal city, which is #1 in meth production, #1 in car theft, and #1 in fastest growing gang population. Famous for the Laci Peterson trial, Gary Condit trial, Chandra Levee trial, and other trials involving cheating and/or murdering women. It is bleeding with mexicans and crack heads and pussy imitation gangs. If you ever wind up here for God knows why, be prepared to smoke a lot of weed and search for your car once it's stolen. Other than that you will want to leave Methdesto once you get here because there is nothing to do. Also ask about the one-legged hooker.

Mostly not fresno.

The Raddest Place On Earth to:

- Party
- Get Laid
- Find Some Drugs.
- Be With Family

a city in northern california that is about 1 hour east of san fransisco and 1 hour 45 minutes south of sacramento. it is famous for the laci peterson trials, chandra levey trials, and george lucas lived here. it is not too big, only 203,00 people. it has 5 schools:
-beyer
-davis
-johanson
-modesto
-downey
-ceres (not in district but it competes with modesto schools)

2 schools are being built bc of overcrowding
-enoch
-and some other school in salida

most of modesto is overrun by drugs and mexicans. the music scene here i good for the most part. downtown modesto is fun for nightlife but most hoes are known for being on 9th street.

the ppl of modesto use the word "hella" a lot and most, if not all, of modesto is bilangual.

A town near the bay area and San Francisco.
It has a good nightlife and a very large music scene. It is home to a diverse culture of 300,000 people, although a lot of them are Mexicans.
Everyone here smokes pot, does ecstasy, pops pills, meth, coke, something of the sort.
If you don't you're generally a manga nerd.
It is home to these high schools:
-Davis High School
-Downey High School
-Enochs High School
-Beyer High School
-Johansen High School
-Modesto High School
-Elliott Alternative High School
-Pace Alternative High School

and others that are considered a part of the district:
-Gregory High School (currently being built)
-Ceres High School
-Central Valley

there are also many private and charter schools.
Modesto is famous for murders, famous people being born here, and molestation/gang cases.

We say hella for every other word.
Tagging is becoming a huge part of teenage misconduct.