Turkish Exchange

when you encounter something or someone you had seen once, long ago, that you had never expected to see again in your life.

Dude, I drew a dick on a dollar bill last year, and look at what that cashier just gave me! It's a total Turkish exchange man!

by martinthewarrior February 14, 2012

The Turkish Exchange Rate

The Exchane rate in ratio form of how many local girls banged are equal to a Turkish girl. Famously Turkish girls are hard to bang so the closer the ratio to 1:1 the harder to bang.

Guy 1: What's the Turkish Exchange Rate for France

Guy 2: About 10:1

by Scots September 19, 2016

Turkish Exchange Route

The route that the hottest person in the orgy moves along.

Man, her Turkish Exchange Route went straight through Danny and Michelle all the way to me.

by Fapalicious September 18, 2016

turkish exchange rate

the echange in wich a man has sex with a turkey at a specific rate

hey, did you hear bill has a high turkish exchange rate

by KG or kuch god September 19, 2016

Turkish Exchange Rate

When you take a shit on someones asshole and then Fuck the shit into the person

a guy could do the Turkish Exchange Rate to a girl

by T-money31 December 1, 2006

Turkish exchange rate

Occurs when one Turkish girl is Eiffel towered by two guys and then immediately simba her after mixing the fluids of both their cum on her stomach.

Dude! We went out on the boat last night and had a great Turkish exchange rate with this girl. It was a horrible mess but Mustafa would be proud.

by Razorbacks jabberwoke September 19, 2016

Turkish exchange rate

When you go to sell something as it's worth way less than you paid for it.

I went to sell my Turkish lira since I live in the United States and bought Turkish lira hoping it would be a worthy investment, and I went to sell it, and it turns out it's totally worthless! WTF! is wrong with the Turkish exchange rate?!

(also how this slang term originates)

by lolconservative September 19, 2016