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4.
The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.

The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
Turdulence
The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.

The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
by Stubey 77 May 30, 2011
 
1.
A localised flux in the atmosphere accompanied by a horrendous stench. Sometimes found with chunks.
Looks like you ran into some turdulence
by Scibby January 31, 2008
 
2.
1. The brick-shitting that results from in-flight turbulence, and the smell that follows.

2. When a person riding in a car really has to take a shit and a bump in the road causes an AFR.

3. One of the worst mistakes a dyslexic can make.
1. The captain told us we were hitting some heavy turbulence and every passenger over 40 totally gave in to the turdulence.

2. Driver: 'Looks like some turbulence!'
Passenger: 'Nah, that's turdulence. You better pull over.'

3. -_- (That was uncalled for.)
by Jap-Slap Gypsy November 23, 2009
 
3.
The rumbling in your stomach that you get when you are about to curl one out.
JP: Would you like another pint of Guiness mate?
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.
by Wayne T Scott July 17, 2008
 
5.
Word associated with the initial shockwaves involved during the process of passing wind.
Made up by several factors... smell, vibration, victim reaction, stink longevity and effective radius.
That fart had some Turdulence mate! well in.
by DeV1Se October 16, 2006
 
6.
I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.
I'm so sick of this turdulence!
by Conor May 30, 2004