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When someone has had a major accident in the toilet.
"There's been a TURDER!" This must be said in a broad Scottish accent.
by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003
Someone who took a shit.
Who's the turder who left this mess? Tajba truder!
by MUTU July 29, 2006
when someone is really druged up.
when im high i like to say turder
by Really Stoned Guy December 06, 2006
a bump and or crack in the pavement that is not conducive to safe bike riding.
i almost biffed it when i ran over that turder!!!
by sally watkins-jones October 20, 2009