Turder

Someone who took a shit.

Who's the turder who left this mess? Tajba truder!

by MUTU July 29, 2006

Turder

When someone has had a major accident in the toilet.

"There's been a TURDER!" This must be said in a broad Scottish accent.

by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

turder

when someone is really druged up.

when im high i like to say turder

by Really Stoned Guy December 7, 2006

turder

a bump and or crack in the pavement that is not conducive to safe bike riding.

i almost biffed it when i ran over that turder!!!

by sally watkins-jones October 20, 2009

The Turder

The Turder is when someone takes another person's shit, cooks it until hard, and sucks on it.

At the party, we each had the Turder

by itsmenotjames April 12, 2024

Turder

Someone who sits in the left lane moving at the same speed as vehicles to the right.

The turder has traffic completely clogged

by Govna Tuey December 6, 2019

Turder

Somebody who takes dumps in the worst places, including, but not limited to:

-Dishwashers
-Sinks
-Washers
-Dryers
-Dogbowl
-Fridge
-Freezer
-Cooler
-Fireplace
-Under the couch
-Shelf
-A wrench at Home Depot

"Jimmy is a turder! He did it in my car seat!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022