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A teenage girl is a girl going through puberty. Sadly puberty gives once a nice 9 year old that plays with her baby dolls all day, a bad name. Pros of teenage girls:
-Some can be nice
-Most are beautiful

Now for the cons:
-They can be mean
-They usually only care for boys and how they look, keyword: usually
-Suicidal when something bad happens
-Emotional, nobody can escape this.
-Some are TikTok girls
-The TikTok girls either use their body for fame, dance, make annoying TikToks about zodiac signs, or they just casually watch TikTok
-Some use the 'I have a boyfriend' excuse to reject you
-Wildly insecure
-Dramatic

Well, they are humans with emotions like you and I. Doesn't mean they are perfect.

Be realistic though, they will become adults soon. If you are a teenage girl reading this, don't label all teenage boys as rapists, or even pigs. A lot of them are just like you. Mainly emotional brats, kidding. Or am I?
Uh oh, Emily went through puberty again! She is a teenage girl.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.
‘where my victory royale
-Fortnite kid that preformed a Fortnite in real life
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.
1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 7, 2022
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1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 30, 2023
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After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.
People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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What little siblings and kids that aren't allowed to swear use in favor of........the f-bomb? Frick, I wish I could say it.
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An annoying, moody, dramatic, little baby. Usually hard to deal with. Wildly insecure, cries far too much, cares only about looks and boys. This newer version of little sister comes with some cons:
-Emotional
-Insecure about everything
-Is 'always' right in there eyes
-Thinks she is ugly although multiple boys have had crushes on her in the span of a year.
You: Hot dog! Carson's sister is sure a teenage Little sister.

Carson: what the (CENSORED) does that even mean
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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