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1. A person who steals turds. -verb (turdburgle) 1. The act of stealing one's turds -noun
Man 1: Why does he go to the bathroom so much? Man 2: I don't know, but I heard he is turdburglaring. -verb Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the turdburgle incident? Man 2: Yeah! It's all over the newspaper. Man 1: I know, That guy should go to prison. |
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1. an annoying person who rudely interrupts you while taking a dump by either knocking on the stall door or attempting to open it.
2. a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or asspirate. 1. "I was trying to drop a deuce at McDonald's when some turdburglar walked in a opened the door on me."
2. "Sebastian has been in so many assholes he should change his name to Tommy Turdburglar." |
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The act of trespassing into an anus and snatching one's turd in an unsuspecting manner That Goldstein is such a turdburglar. He likes the way they melt in is mouth and not in his hand
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| 3. | turdburglar | ||
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one who walks in on you pooping in a public restroom AHHH turd burglar
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So, little Johnny.. you don't want to flush the toilet after you poo, do you? Well, if you're going to be naughty like that, then you can.. but you'd better be prepared for the Turdburglar to come to your house, then.. He slips quietly through the crack in your front door in the middle of the night and he craaawls right up to the toilet.. and SNATCHES the poo right from the bowl! Then he throws his prize into the Big Bag of Buttnuggets from Bad Children Past and skips off deftly to the Terrible Tower of Turdingston, wayyy up on the top of the hill, where your poo becomes transformed by a team of mad scientists into the next boogie man to hide in your room, waiting to get you!! So if you have a boogie man in your bed or your closet.. it's probably your fault. =^) Conclusion: do not leave your mess floating about in the loo for everyone and their uncle to see, or you'll be clawed to death by a ferocious beast created from the fecal matter coming back to haunt you. Criminy! Who's that scrawny sort slinking through the shadows with a sack of shite? Why.. that's a no-good, meddling TURDBURGLAR!!
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a person who commits the act of burgling turds; assbandit; buttfaggot don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdburglar!
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A person so sneaky they could steal a turd out of your toilet before you notice or flush. I think that turdburglar Tanya has been using my vibrator again...
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