Turd nip 

A turd nip is a nipple in the shape of turd.

Woo There , She's got a reyt turd nip on Eh !

Turd nip by David shagmidad October 4, 2008

Turd Nipple 

That little tip at the top of some poop mounds you see outside. Commonly used as an insult.

Get away from me turd nipple.

Turd Nipple by Travis October 1, 2003

Nipple turd 

The puss you squeeze out of your nipple region

Nipple turds are When u have an infection somewhere in your body for so long it works its way out of ur nipple area

Nipple turd by Shelby jean February 17, 2021

Turdnip

Organically grown Turnips, using turd compost

'The Humanure Handbook' teaches you how to grow turdnips

Turdnip by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Turdnip

To peck or "nip" at a recently produced human excrement.

Hey Urkle , check out that Turdnip over there. Hes eating all my fresh shits

Turdnip by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009