Turd bumper 

person who takes their penis and bumps another males turds

Jim is such a friggin turd bumper!

Turd bumper by Scootdigity May 12, 2008

turd burper 

When ones breath sticks like they have been eating shit or licking arse

brush your teeth you turd burper

turd burper by TurdCBS February 23, 2009

turd burper 

A man who has an obvious tendency to brown nose other men in the workplace.

Able the turd burper just became our supervisor on Monday.

turd burper by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean March 30, 2016