The name given to the activity of shitting really fast. Especially used by disorganised people who dont have the shit-management gene and usually find themselves running to the bog hoping to 'send a sausage to the seaside' quickly because theyve got more important things to do.
Also used by internet junkies who find that logging on acts like a laxative and makes them want to 'log off'.
Often used to describe the vast quantities of crap produced by the above mentioned activity.
You should have seen it mate, I had a turboshit and it was poking out of the pan!
Ive got 30 seconds before she gets here, ill have a turboshit, no time to wash my hands.
The little treat resulting from when, in a final act of desparation in the midst of a marijuana drought, you scrape all the blackened remnants of resin from your pipe and coat it with a meager dusting of keef from your pathetically empty grinder
Audrey: You know, we could just go buy weed from my neighbors Jon: I’ve actually just used this bobby pin to scrape out enough resin to make a turkush delight
Audrey: Fat bet
An accidental shit when trying to release flatulence through your asses extraction point located between the buttox. Much more powerful than a normal shart.