Tud Thumper

A person who doesn't seem to realize that they're not liked by the group they call their "friends". As it turns out, this person is hated by everyone in that group.

Person 1: Do you know who was following me this morning?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, that dude is a tud thumper.

by Big Yetti May 12, 2011

Tud Balls

Little balls of shit that get caught in your ass hair's after wiping. Usually gets worse as you get older, generally rolled with small amounts of toilet paper.

Man, my ass is itchy... Must be full of tud balls.

Joe: Hey, Hanks give me a hand!

Hanks: Fucks no!

Joe: Hanks, your being a friggin' tud ball!

by Dr. Shitsteins July 6, 2010

Tud Attack

When you take a shit, an when you take the shit, Fart gases come out your ass hole causing your toilet to look like World War 2.

Oh my god.!, you juss had a tud attack in the bathroom an didnt clean it up.!!

by EbonyBitch300 January 17, 2010

tud attack

When someone has eaten a whole pot of beans and later on has taken of a dump but not just any kind of dump

the dude was taking a shit but the shit just came out like drop lets ooowee so many droplets he filled the toilet up just a funky ass bathroom

man had a serious tud attack

by sittingonthetoiletlikeuhh January 17, 2010

rud tud

rud tud is a dirogitory term used for anyone of a race that is not your own. It is a way of calling someone not only stupid for the color of their skin but also reminding them ever so frivevelantly thay they are lesser then you and your kind.

Generic White Racist Man: "YO check that stupid ass rud tud"
Generic White friends: "yeh yeh! rud tud, rud tud"

by Maximus27231 April 28, 2006

tud rucker

1- To describe an irritating situation.
2- To describe a displeasing or defficient quality.

1-
Guy - "TUD RUCKER!"
Girl - "What happened?"
Guy - "The internets down again!..."

2-
Thats quite the tud rucker of a car you've got there.

3-
I have tud rucker spelling

by Dom_awsome November 16, 2007

TUD

An acronym for "Talking Until Dating" the gray area between talking and dating

Yeah me and Brian are TUD until he gets his shit together

by Luckyovens July 3, 2018