by cousin skeeter69 November 23, 2009
When you prolapse your relative’s anus, usually an immediate family member or cousin, during vigorous anal sex and drop the off at the nearest ER with their rectum dangling like a tube sock.
I did the dirty deed with my sister last night and gave her an Alabama Tube Sock. I don’t know if the doctor got it back in or not I haven’t seen her. I been with my cousin all night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018
“Don’t date her, she’s a crusty tube sock.”
“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”
“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Even though the history teach had watermelons in tube socks, their girth still appealed to most of the boys in the class.
by Jude Fawley March 12, 2008
Sandy was being a bitch last night and so i gave her the ol' Pittsburgh Tube-Sock. Now she is pressing charges.
by Bradley and Jake January 8, 2007
When one shits and urinates in a large tube sock and beats someone over the face and/or any other body part of that person.
by thefunkyhomosapien August 4, 2009
The act of after ejaculating and the slammy you just Slayed falls asleep you take the used condom and slide it on her foot so she wakes up with a Columbus tube sock on. Works best during double penetration so that she has a pair.
It was a little chilly in my apartment so it was a good thing that I gave Lisa a Columbus Tube Sock to keep her piggy toes warm.
by Slammyslayer12345 February 8, 2015