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Tubby Tug 

When fat people repeatedly tug on the front of their shirt to make it seem loser as not to attract the attention to fat tub of gue they have hanging off their front side. This is a very common occurance with people who are in denial that they are fat and refuse to buy larger t-shirts therefor they settle for the tubby tug.
Ryan has put on some extra weight lately and he constantly does the tubby tug because his shirt doesnt fit him anymore.
Tubby Tug by bealow2 October 16, 2009
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Tabby Tug 

When you crap in the litter box, yell at your girlfriend for over-feeding the cat then jerk off to watching her clean it up.
My night is spent. I just pulled a Tabby Tug on my girlfriend and I’m heading to bed.
Tabby Tug by Bubbleballs November 11, 2022
An innuendo for masturbation... a game which becomes a hobby for many virgins.
“Mike didn’t get any on the night out so he’s gone off for a game of tugby”
Tugby by Old fart Joe February 5, 2018
A Rugby-tennis hybrid which is played on a tennis court using a rugby ball. Two players on each team have to kick the rugby ball back and forth until one team drops the ball which turn into a point for the opposite team.
Bro #1 "I really wanna play rugby but we only have tennis courts." Bro #2 "Let's play tugby."
Tugby by Special H January 19, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008