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1.
When the male ejaculates, making a wet fart sound out of the hole of the member.
It was hard to whack off at camp because of the Trumpeteer!
by deefer May 21, 2008
 
2.
(1)The act of performing felatio whilst digitally stimulating the reciever's prostate with one or more fingers. (2) Sticking fingers up a dudes butt while sucking his cock.
(1) Dude, I was so thrown off last night when she threw down a trumpeteer. (2) You want a trumpeteer? 50 Euro... Your friend want to watch... another 50 Euro.
by The_Think_Tank January 22, 2012