Trumpet Cunt

a person who is deficient in education, morals or wit and shows this when interacting with others.

"Matt shut it you trumpet cunt"

Trumpet Cunt by Chris Newton March 13, 2007

Cunt Trumpet 

Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.

"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"

Cunt Trumpet by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Cunt trumpet 

vuvuzela

I couldn't hear the commentary over the fucking cunt trumpet

Cunt trumpet by Kokweasl June 20, 2010