Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.
"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"
by Creedmoor April 25, 2006
I couldn't hear the commentary over the fucking cunt trumpet
by Kokweasl June 18, 2010