Cunt Trumpet

Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.

"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"

by creedmoor April 26, 2006

Cunt trumpet

vuvuzela

I couldn't hear the commentary over the fucking cunt trumpet

by Kokweasl June 18, 2010

Trumpet Cunt

a person who is deficient in education, morals or wit and shows this when interacting with others.

"Matt shut it you trumpet cunt"

by Chris Newton March 13, 2007