Trump Cut
The ridiculous emo-bangs that begin with a sweeping forward of hair from either behind the ear or at the back of the head. Typically accompanied by a white belt and $200 girl's pants. Easily identified by both the similarity in appearance to Donald Trump's famous comb-over, and the obsession most wearers of the style have with touching said bangs. Many hair salons give free lip-rings with the cut if you come in before noon.
His Trump Cut was so pronounced, that I felt not only compelled but justified in wrapping my fist up in it and twirling him around in the middle of the dancefloor - he was the lasso to my Modern Era Urban Cowboy! Yeeeeeehaw! Let's write some poetry!
Trump Cut by MrSalamander May 28, 2008
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