Your average Trubie usually...
1. Constantly awaiting Sunday night at 9
2. Snickers at any pop culture reference to True Blood
3. Repeats "Sookeh Is Mine!" Over and over again in the bathroom mirror.
4. Masturbates thinking he or she is at Fangtasia.
5. Constantly bashes Twilight.
6. Walks around with reading the novels to show the world.
7. Dreams about Eric
8. Instead of calling people sluts, scream "Fangbanger"
9. Would pack up their bags and live in Bon Temps
10. Possibly take ecstasy and pretend it's "V"
Person #2: What?! Twilight is a two dimensional story with no chemistry. True Blood mixes sex, violence, and drugs into a white trash supernatural romance drama. They don't even compare!!!
Person #1: Fuck you, Trubie!