A magical little Hell on Earth in Michigan with kids vaping, having sex, being simps, and flunking their tests. This school literally locks most of the fucking bathroom doors at the end of school, so that kids can't vape. I walked with a friend past a bathroom once, and we heard damn moaning. So if you love Satan, and High School for some reason, come on down to Troy High School where kids will be vaping, fucking, or trying too hard to get a girl.
Friend 1: Hey dude, sounds stupid, but what school do you go to again?
Friend 2: It's ok, I go to Troy High School.
Friend 1: Isn't that where people vape and shit?
Friend 2: Yep, that's it.
Friend 2: It's ok, I go to Troy High School.
Friend 1: Isn't that where people vape and shit?
Friend 2: Yep, that's it.
by Osuttag Ebag March 11, 2020
A school based in the most boring city in the world.
Known for its outstandingly horrible football team, awesome test scores & extremely sexy students.
Although some teachers are fucks, there are some who are bad-ass.
Like:
Mr.Oudsema;Mr.Hakim;Brosky;Mr.Pudaloff etc.
Also there is one extremely fat unattractive hall monitor.
(Ann)
And one amazingly nice Russian one. (Gina)
Known for its outstandingly horrible football team, awesome test scores & extremely sexy students.
Although some teachers are fucks, there are some who are bad-ass.
Like:
Mr.Oudsema;Mr.Hakim;Brosky;Mr.Pudaloff etc.
Also there is one extremely fat unattractive hall monitor.
(Ann)
And one amazingly nice Russian one. (Gina)
I go to Troy Athens High School I'm sexy as hell and my IQ is 260! But that bitch Ann be trippin yo', and I got so much Homework from Science and Spanish.
by Jane Dogh April 28, 2011
Its a magical place where kids can literally kys over homework and Chavez sucks ass and kids have sex and shit and one of the teachers is a prostitute
by ded server mod September 15, 2022