Troll Syndrom 

A progressive genetic condition effecting Hispanic woman in their late twenties and thirties. Characterized by a shortening in stature, morbid obesity, drying of skin, and sour demeanor. A reduction or loss in ability to speak English, even if previously known, is also common.

Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".

Dude what happened to Yolanda?
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame

Troll Syndrom by The collectiveish September 6, 2010

troll syndrome 

-a condition that significantly decreases the hotness of a woman. It can turn a 10 into a 1 within a matter of days. Cases have been spotted throughout the U.S. Cures and causes of this disease are unknown. Severity of troll syndrome can be perceived differently when alcohol is involved, but can never be completely ignored.

"Jessica is usually hot as a jurnt, but today she has an acute case of troll syndrome."

troll syndrome by TimOleMiss October 27, 2006

Wishing Troll Syndrome 

The condition most noticeable towards the end of swim season in which ones hair becomes excessively dry, crappy, dead, and occasionally green, and can be made to stand straight up like a wishing troll. The only know cures are shaving and a buttload of conditioner, and can help be prevented by using a swim cap and tons of anti-chlorine shampoo and conditioner.

Dude what did you do to your hair?" "I didn't use a swim cap or take care of my hair all swim season, and now i have wishing troll syndrome.

Wishing Troll Syndrome by dangerhutch December 2, 2010

Toll Booth Operator syndrome 

Someone who has a small insignificant amount of power like a toll booth operator feels the need to exert there power absolutely. Even in a ridiculous circumstance.

Someone suffering from toll booth operator syndrome would not let you pass if you arrived at the toll booth a penny short with your wife in labor in the passenger seat.

Toll Booth Operator syndrome by BandoIsBad October 7, 2019