When you have a boner that is just so incredibly hard and magnificent that you cant help but let out a grunt and brag to your friends.
by 696969696969696969 February 6, 2008
by smerkis August 26, 2009
1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.
2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.
2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.
by napolean butterscotch July 11, 2010
A triumphant knee banger is when you push a girl's head towards your nether regions in hopes of getting a blowie, but you accidentally slam her head against your knee. She then vomits and grosses you out, the toxic waste falls on your crotch, staining your pants with vomit. After a while you realise that it doesn't feel so bad and cum. Hence the name.
by thighmaster69 October 28, 2018
That was most Defiantly a Triumphant terd.
by Will chatwin October 15, 2008