5 definitions by thighmaster69

Double Woozy

A double woozy is when you slam your hands against another person's testicles, squishing them together. Subsequently shattering them as well as their ego.

Paul: What's up?
You: I used the double woozy on Jim last night.
Paul: Nice.

by thighmaster69 October 24, 2018

Triumphant Knee Banger

A triumphant knee banger is when you push a girl's head towards your nether regions in hopes of getting a blowie, but you accidentally slam her head against your knee. She then vomits and grosses you out, the toxic waste falls on your crotch, staining your pants with vomit. After a while you realise that it doesn't feel so bad and cum. Hence the name.

Leila: My boyfriend did the triumphant knee banger on me.
Beethoven: Nice.

by thighmaster69 October 28, 2018

Shing Hei

A fucking fish

Person 1: lol look at all the Shing Hei's over there!
Shing Hei: Fuck you

by thighmaster69 March 16, 2018

Semen Monster

After you cum, the uncleaned semen group together to form a chunky piece of shit -the Semen Monster. The leftover semen can come from a variety of places: laptops, bathrooms, tissue paper, vaginas, even your belly button. As the Semen Monsters multiply, they scheme to take over all vaginas, and pollute our offspring with semen DNA. Nasty stuff!

Timothy: Hey, just finished jacking it.
Lancelot: Ooh, better clean your junk, the coagulated semen might group together and burst out of your cock and turn into a Semen Monster.
Timothy: Just like in Alien?
Lancelot: Just like in Alien.

by thighmaster69 November 10, 2018

Big Laugh

Used when something supposedly funny is unfunny.

Person 1: PP small
Person 2: Big laugh

by thighmaster69 January 21, 2020