Faggot: i'm gonna look for some top songs on itunes because
that's what eeeveryone listens to and its obviously the new awesome thing!
Me: you're a dumbass man, that's the mainstream singers who kissed the contractor's asses to get there instead of actually sticking with their true original stuff, here listen to some Pantera and Lamb of God
Zach: Damn! these songs are kickass! and my name isn't faggot anymore!
Me:
that's right boy, it's trendkill time, now throw that mainstream shit away and rock it out!!!
*both
rock the fuck out*