6 definitions by Devourox
linear game with a decent amount of bugs which was not supposed to be a MMORPG rather than a 1 person adventure. has good graphics, very bad movement control, corny storylines and boring gameplay.
guy1: yo i just got guild wars
guy2: well pop it in lets see
guy1: i guess you dont need a disc if theyre only asking for a key, why do they provide the disk anyway..?
guy2: what class should i pick?
guy1: lets try one of each and play it out for 4 hours
*4 hours later*
guy1: that was nice scenery and great character design
guy2: yeah, too bad it repeats itself on almost every courner and the quests cant be solo'd unless you have a bunch of defensive moves on you and last the battle out, the dungeons are ok but again very repetitive, almost like ur in a deja vu over and over again
guy1: ok lets try the pvp content since everyone brags about it
*3 hours later*
guy1: So they have random arenas for kicks that youre dependent on your team on winning, team arenas, the hero battles, the faction wars..
guy2: and faction wars is also made that some pvp levels are made for a specific faction so they have a higher chance of winning because its made in favor for them, making it unfair gameplay
guy1: man, this game sucks balls, uninstall it
guy2: *uninstalls* good riddance
guy2: well pop it in lets see
guy1: i guess you dont need a disc if theyre only asking for a key, why do they provide the disk anyway..?
guy2: what class should i pick?
guy1: lets try one of each and play it out for 4 hours
*4 hours later*
guy1: that was nice scenery and great character design
guy2: yeah, too bad it repeats itself on almost every courner and the quests cant be solo'd unless you have a bunch of defensive moves on you and last the battle out, the dungeons are ok but again very repetitive, almost like ur in a deja vu over and over again
guy1: ok lets try the pvp content since everyone brags about it
*3 hours later*
guy1: So they have random arenas for kicks that youre dependent on your team on winning, team arenas, the hero battles, the faction wars..
guy2: and faction wars is also made that some pvp levels are made for a specific faction so they have a higher chance of winning because its made in favor for them, making it unfair gameplay
guy1: man, this game sucks balls, uninstall it
guy2: *uninstalls* good riddance
by Devourox August 30, 2008
linear game with a decent amount of bugs which was not supposed to be a MMORPG rather than a 1 person adventure. has good graphics, very bad movement control, corny storylines and boring gameplay.
guy1: yo i just got guild wars
guy2: well pop it in lets see
guy1: i guess you dont need a disc if theyre only asking for a key, why do they provide the disk anyway..?
guy2: what class should i pick?
guy1: lets try one of each and play it out for 4 hours
*4 hours later*
guy1: that was nice scenery and great character design
guy2: yeah, too bad it repeats itself on almost every courner and the quests cant be solo'd unless you have a bunch of defensive moves on you and last the battle out, the dungeons are ok but again very repetitive, almost like ur in a deja vu over and over again
guy1: ok lets try the pvp content since everyone brags about it
*3 hours later*
guy1: So they have random arenas for kicks that youre dependent on your team on winning, team arenas, the hero battles, the faction wars..
guy2: and faction wars is also made that some pvp levels are made for a specific faction so they have a higher chance of winning because its made in favor for them, making it unfair gameplay
guy1: man, this game sucks balls, uninstall it
guy2: *uninstalls* good riddance
guy2: well pop it in lets see
guy1: i guess you dont need a disc if theyre only asking for a key, why do they provide the disk anyway..?
guy2: what class should i pick?
guy1: lets try one of each and play it out for 4 hours
*4 hours later*
guy1: that was nice scenery and great character design
guy2: yeah, too bad it repeats itself on almost every courner and the quests cant be solo'd unless you have a bunch of defensive moves on you and last the battle out, the dungeons are ok but again very repetitive, almost like ur in a deja vu over and over again
guy1: ok lets try the pvp content since everyone brags about it
*3 hours later*
guy1: So they have random arenas for kicks that youre dependent on your team on winning, team arenas, the hero battles, the faction wars..
guy2: and faction wars is also made that some pvp levels are made for a specific faction so they have a higher chance of winning because its made in favor for them, making it unfair gameplay
guy1: man, this game sucks balls, uninstall it
guy2: *uninstalls* good riddance
by Devourox August 30, 2008
Professional Ukranian heavyweight boxer which was a Ring and WBC champion
The guy with the highest knockout percentage 35 wins out of 37 (34 of them knockouts), he is a fighting machine
Fights in order of appearance
(kickbox) Vitaliy Klychko vs. Rushi Yanagisava
(kickbox) Vitaliy Klychko vs. Varring
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Atilla Levin (1996)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Richard Kennedy (11-08-1998)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Zorah Bujekika (13-02-1999)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Herbi Hide (26-06-1999)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Axel Schultz (25-09-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Paea Wolfgram (18-03-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. David Bostis (29-04-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Chris Berd (14-10-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Orlin Norris (27-01-2008)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Rosa Puritti (08-12-2001)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Vaugne Bina (08-02-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Fransua Boza (16-03-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Larry Donald (23-1-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Jamiel Mclain (07-12-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. S. Sanders (08-03-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lennox Lewis (21-06-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Fabio Molly (30-08-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Kirk Johnson (06-12-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Daniel Nicholson (20-12-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lemon Brewster (10-02-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Corey Sanders (24-04-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Davarila (02-10-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Danny Williams (11-12-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Elima (23-04-2005)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Samuel Peter (24-09-2005)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Chris Berd (23-04-2006)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Calvin Broke (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lamon Brewster (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Troy Roberts (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Ray Austin (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Sultan Ibragimov (2008)
Only 33 are listed here i'm not sure about the others
The guy with the highest knockout percentage 35 wins out of 37 (34 of them knockouts), he is a fighting machine
Fights in order of appearance
(kickbox) Vitaliy Klychko vs. Rushi Yanagisava
(kickbox) Vitaliy Klychko vs. Varring
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Atilla Levin (1996)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Richard Kennedy (11-08-1998)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Zorah Bujekika (13-02-1999)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Herbi Hide (26-06-1999)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Axel Schultz (25-09-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Paea Wolfgram (18-03-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. David Bostis (29-04-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Chris Berd (14-10-2000)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Orlin Norris (27-01-2008)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Rosa Puritti (08-12-2001)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Vaugne Bina (08-02-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Fransua Boza (16-03-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Larry Donald (23-1-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Jamiel Mclain (07-12-2002)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. S. Sanders (08-03-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lennox Lewis (21-06-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Fabio Molly (30-08-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Kirk Johnson (06-12-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Daniel Nicholson (20-12-2003)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lemon Brewster (10-02-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Corey Sanders (24-04-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Davarila (02-10-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Danny Williams (11-12-2004)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Elima (23-04-2005)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Samuel Peter (24-09-2005)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Chris Berd (23-04-2006)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Calvin Broke (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lamon Brewster (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Troy Roberts (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Ray Austin (unknown)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Sultan Ibragimov (2008)
Only 33 are listed here i'm not sure about the others
Announcer: VITALIY KLYCHKO!!!!
*crowd goes wild*
Lennox Lewis: pshh, i can fight him whenever i want, i just got too much stuff to do *picks up paper* yeah, like doodling
*crowd goes wild*
Lennox Lewis: pshh, i can fight him whenever i want, i just got too much stuff to do *picks up paper* yeah, like doodling
by Devourox August 23, 2008
Faggot: i'm gonna look for some top songs on itunes because that's what eeeveryone listens to and its obviously the new awesome thing!
Me: you're a dumbass man, that's the mainstream singers who kissed the contractor's asses to get there instead of actually sticking with their true original stuff, here listen to some Pantera and Lamb of God
Zach: Damn! these songs are kickass! and my name isn't faggot anymore!
Me: that's right boy, it's trendkill time, now throw that mainstream shit away and rock it out!!!
*both rock the fuck out*
Me: you're a dumbass man, that's the mainstream singers who kissed the contractor's asses to get there instead of actually sticking with their true original stuff, here listen to some Pantera and Lamb of God
Zach: Damn! these songs are kickass! and my name isn't faggot anymore!
Me: that's right boy, it's trendkill time, now throw that mainstream shit away and rock it out!!!
*both rock the fuck out*
by Devourox August 23, 2008
Person in the class that always does errands for the teacher or class to get on their good side, but usually faking it because they'd never do it for no reward
Teacher: Sally can you bring me the tissues 1 foot in front of me?
Sally: hell no
*Jessie runs up and hands tissues*
Jessie: here you go!
Teacher: remind me to give you extra credit for that Jessie
Jessie: sure thing, i'll scrub your toes later
Sally: wtf.. what a class bitch
Sally: hell no
*Jessie runs up and hands tissues*
Jessie: here you go!
Teacher: remind me to give you extra credit for that Jessie
Jessie: sure thing, i'll scrub your toes later
Sally: wtf.. what a class bitch
by Devourox August 23, 2008