family tree climber

One who dates someone with a large immediate family so that they can eventually get with every other member of the family. They usually originate from the south but have come as far north as Mississippi and Oklahoma. They engage in redneck activities and often enjoy incestual activities.

Joe: "Have you seen BillyBob, he's such a family tree climber..."

Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa."

by el chunkster January 2, 2017

tree climber

the act of doing a wall climber against a tree.

see wall climber

'o man, there's no walls around to do climbers'
'no worries, we'll use this tree and do tree climbers instead'

by Tucker_ver.3.0 April 11, 2007

Tree climber

a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her

friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber”

by BrieKayeD. April 26, 2023

tree climber

perv... usually in custody with other pervs and snitches... skinhead torpedo ventually sticks him...good job...skinheads are the regulators.

He's a tree climber---lets fuck him with a shank.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn August 1, 2016