A vehicle that does not stop. Enough said.
Joey: Wow, that car isn't stopping, oh no, it's headed straight for that fast moving intersection. We're going to see people die in a few seconds!
Rachel: Well, it must be a Toyota.
Phoebe: Just be glad that it's not behind us.
A Japanese automobile manufacturer whose ultimate goal is to destroy every last trace of the American automotive industry through paying off news media and shady, under-the-table business practice. However, their arrogance is going to their heads (a la GM and Ford circa 1975) and now quality is starting to slip and Toyota's design is getting uglier by the day. Lexus IS300s in China are being recalled because of the possibility of an engine explosion. But like the good sheep we Americans are, we continue to buy Toyota Camrys in droves because we read Consumer Reports and believe their (biased) opinion.
We're Toyota...we complain when the value of the Yen gets too low because then the domestics actually get a fair chance to compete with us.
Toyota claims to be a lean, green hybrid machine...but the fact is that they're SUVs and trucks get worse gas mileage than American SUVs and trucks. And Toyota has just announced a 9th SUV to the lineup. See hypocrites
The maker of cars that seem to run fine, but in fact accelerate all over the place and destroy both drivers and the company itself.
"I bought myself a kickass toyota prius yesterday bro!"
"Sorry, man. How many trees did you accidentally crash into?"
A brand af vehicles popular in the united states, the exact coutnry which 60 years ago was attacked by the country that produces toyota also a major reason why America is on a steep fall downward into a hole that we will never dig out of.
Frank: Hey jim guess what i just got
Frank: a new toyota tundra
Jim:Frank are you out of a job yet
Frank: no why
Jim: Well if you want your job to go overseas keep buying foreign you little freak
World's largest producer of rice burners.
"What smells like burning rice and sounds like a vacuum cleaner?"
"Man, that's a Toyota Carolla."
"By the same people who brought you Pearl Harbor. Enjoy."
cars possessed by the ghosts of WWII japanese kamikaze pilots
i was driving down the road in my toyota camry when all of a sudden, the word "banzai" blared out of the sound system and the high beams turned on. it turns out, my camry wanted to kill the ford in front of me, so the bitch started accelerating. i now drive a subaru.
An auto maker that is "Moving you forward" even when you don't want to.
Person 1-Oh darn, my Toyota Prius wouldn't stop and I wrecked it on the freeway, spilling my tea all over my lap.
Person 2-You should have bought a Ford you pussy.