Overrated Japanese car company that cons ignorant americans into thinking their cars are made in the USA just because they "assemble" a couple of them here. Build assembly plants in the southern states to avoid paying their workers a decent wage & to avoid the UAW.Bland boring cars & trucks that cant survive longer than 5 years in the north due to cronic rust out.
by Kevin December 10, 2004
Guy 1: Hey did you hear? Jeff finally decided to spend some money and bought a new car. Guess which type?
Guy 2: If I had to wager a guess, I'd say he definitely bought a Toyota. He is about as white bread as they come.
Guy 2: If I had to wager a guess, I'd say he definitely bought a Toyota. He is about as white bread as they come.
by Kanye Weston August 4, 2012
My Toyota suddenly accelerated after I had the gas pedal replaced. I think the Japs are trying to kill Americans by radio-controlling their cars from Japan
by ImportsAreGay March 5, 2010
Joey: Wow, that car isn't stopping, oh no, it's headed straight for that fast moving intersection. We're going to see people die in a few seconds!
Rachel: Well, it must be a Toyota.
Phoebe: Just be glad that it's not behind us.
Rachel: Well, it must be a Toyota.
Phoebe: Just be glad that it's not behind us.
by FriendsFan2008 February 24, 2010
Person 1-Oh darn, my Toyota Prius wouldn't stop and I wrecked it on the freeway, spilling my tea all over my lap.
Person 2-You should have bought a Ford you pussy.
Person 2-You should have bought a Ford you pussy.
by Ricky Turbo April 12, 2010
1. A Japanese car company that has manufactured Hybrid cars and models such as the Supra and Corrola, which are very popular in the U.S.
2. A word followed on UrbanDictionary by an amount of misspelled words so large that Grammar Nazis die in its wake.
2. A word followed on UrbanDictionary by an amount of misspelled words so large that Grammar Nazis die in its wake.
1. I bought my Hybrid from Toyota the other day.
2. Toyota isa care taht is bery populat in the United Ates
2. Toyota isa care taht is bery populat in the United Ates
by dkjnvoelushgnvbailuerdfjkhmn,c December 11, 2010
Toyota® (N): Cars with great gas milage, stiff suspension and a gas pedal with a mind of its own. Will kill 90% of america when it Kamikaze's into a house or 7/11. Floor mats for comfort could cause brain damage. remember to drive a toyota you have to learn left foot braking/ rally driving.
i was driving my grandma and that bitch wouldnt shut up. i told her to get out and look at the hood of my car and my gas pedal "got stuck" and i hit her. damn toyota killed my grandma.
by Gerstec March 16, 2010