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A Japanese automobile manufacturer whose ultimate goal is to destroy every last trace of the American automotive industry through paying off news media and shady, under-the-table business practice. However, their arrogance is going to their heads (a la GM and Ford circa 1975) and now quality is starting to slip and Toyota's design is getting uglier by the day. Lexus IS300s in China are being recalled because of the possibility of an engine explosion. But like the good sheep we Americans are, we continue to buy Toyota Camrys in droves because we read Consumer Reports and believe their (biased) opinion.
We're Toyota...we complain when the value of the Yen gets too low because then the domestics actually get a fair chance to compete with us.

Toyota claims to be a lean, green hybrid machine...but the fact is that they're SUVs and trucks get worse gas mileage than American SUVs and trucks. And Toyota has just announced a 9th SUV to the lineup. See hypocrites.
by trucru82 January 26, 2005
 
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A vehicle manufacturer originally founded in Japan but has made a huge impact on the automotive industry in the United States of America. Often referred to as the God of all car companies because it just in fact is. Far more reliable than any American or European car on this planet. It is no surprise to see a Toyota with more than 500,000 miles on it and still running strong. And with models such as the Tacoma and the 4runner, it exceeds any off road capabilities of any euro trash. These 2 particular vehicles make Toyota vastly superior to any Jeep.
Smart Person: I just bought a new 4wd 4runner dude!

Moron: Well too bad it's not a jeep, my jeep is way better than that Japanese crap.

Smart Person: (takes out bazooka and blows jeep to pieces).

Moron: Thanks dude, I just didn't wanna have to admit that my jeep is a pathetic excuse for an offload vehicle and admit that your Toyota is the absolute best 4x4 on the planet. I now will go buy a new Tacoma!
by Godmadetoyota January 10, 2013
 
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A brand af vehicles popular in the united states, the exact coutnry which 60 years ago was attacked by the country that produces toyota also a major reason why America is on a steep fall downward into a hole that we will never dig out of.
Frank: Hey jim guess what i just got

Jim: what

Frank: a new toyota tundra

Jim:Frank are you out of a job yet

Frank: no why

Jim: Well if you want your job to go overseas keep buying foreign you little freak
by dalejr88 June 25, 2008
 
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Toyota® (N): Cars with great gas milage, stiff suspension and a gas pedal with a mind of its own. Will kill 90% of america when it Kamikaze's into a house or 7/11. Floor mats for comfort could cause brain damage. remember to drive a toyota you have to learn left foot braking/ rally driving.
i was driving my grandma and that bitch wouldnt shut up. i told her to get out and look at the hood of my car and my gas pedal "got stuck" and i hit her. damn toyota killed my grandma.
by Gerstec March 15, 2010
 
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World's largest producer of rice burners.
"What smells like burning rice and sounds like a vacuum cleaner?"

"Man, that's a Toyota Carolla."

"By the same people who brought you Pearl Harbor. Enjoy."
by Jaysus March 05, 2008
 
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cars possessed by the ghosts of WWII japanese kamikaze pilots
i was driving down the road in my toyota camry when all of a sudden, the word "banzai" blared out of the sound system and the high beams turned on. it turns out, my camry wanted to kill the ford in front of me, so the bitch started accelerating. i now drive a subaru.
by lookit mah monkayyy May 05, 2010
 
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An auto maker that is "Moving you forward" even when you don't want to.
Person 1-Oh darn, my Toyota Prius wouldn't stop and I wrecked it on the freeway, spilling my tea all over my lap.

Person 2-You should have bought a Ford you pussy.
by Ricky Turbo April 11, 2010