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Townies are, to put it simply - Sheep. The follow whatever trends are in fashion, for about 3 weeks, then go onto the next thing, they are very noticeable:

The males wear dodgy cheap tracksuits and sports clothes, usually bought from JJB. They wear baseball caps with the peaks pointing straight up, and they usually have their trouser legs tucked into their socks, perhaps for some sort of primitive enjoyment.

The Female townies wear tops that- well I should say tops, but really they wear a piece of fabric that barely covers their nipples! They can usually be seen showing off to the males by removing their bra without taking their shirts off - which to me seems very pointless.

Townies usually listen to music by slutty women who don't have real talent but wear revealing clothes so the males stay interested and the females take notes on how to dress wrongly. They also listen to music by so-called "gangstaz" - men who would be shot within a second if they actually put one foot in the ghetto. The music is usually about drugs, sex and alcohol, as those seem to be the only things that stimulate the small townie mind.

As far as personality goes, townies are practially the same. They will all tell you that they lost their virginity at the age of 11 or 12 or some other stupid age, when in actual fact they have never seen the opposite sex's genitalia anywhere other than porn and sex-ed videos! They will all sit on street corners, drinking cheap beer that they coaxed the older townies into buying for them, and smoking 10-20 cigarettes a day. These activites make townies think they are really "cool" and probably give them the feeling that they are grown-ups, when in actual fact they are just immature slobs. They will mess around in school, disrupting lessons, etc, which reflects on their school achievements - which are usually nothing but sports-related activities.

If you are not one of them and you approcach a group of townies, don't be alarmed if they shout abuse at you and offer to fight you. The lead townie will shout the most abuse, whilst slowly backing away to hide behind the larger, quieter ones. If this happens, just keep walking - most of the time they will keep shotuing "come on then if you're startin'!" whilst still not coming any closer to you.
Townies naturally don't understand certain groups of people - Nice people, old people, punks, skaters and mainly Grebs
by Lilo February 20, 2004
yo bruv us townies is ace innit yer a bunch o battis innit } example of townie, trendy, chav *trying* to speak. Something seems to have messed up these poor creature's brains or something, as they can't seem to speak in coherent sentences to save their lives.
Townies wear tacky clothes, think everyone is a goff, call everyone a batti or a batti boy, pick fights they'd lose without a knife or their big bro to back them up, and think they're well hard. They'll shout abuse at you in the street, try to start fights, and some of the dodgier, braver, more stupid ones might actually knife you.

They seem to be under the delusion that they are American gangstas from NY, really creep around Leeds or Machester or wherever they live (always in abundance), have at least five little ankle-biters crawling around with them in front of the McDonalds, which is the only place they will ever be able to work (unless they want to collect rubbish) as they've failed everything.

They've got their own Townie language and are actually thick enough to think everyone else understand them as well. They think they're popular, but everyone really loathes them.

They'll drink white lightning and smoke cheap fags and are always trying to act stoned or drunk so they can look cool. Their pants are always hanging out of their cheap £1 tracksuits, and they've got IQs less than 0.

Townies are easily confused, and, like all thick-headed twats, don't like being made fools of, but they're mostly more bark than bite.

grunger: you're a Townie.
Twat: 'm not a Townie!
grunger: then you're a greebo, then?
Twat: Not a fuckin greebo, 'ma Townie, innit!

Not those fecking townies again! This place is a cess-pool!
by Frankiee September 15, 2006
Ignorant moronic wankers that listen to repetitive car alarms, beat up people who are 5 years old or 89 years old, take pills and go nowhere in life. Hang about in dark alleys so they can rape little kids.
ur life is so shit that u r a towny
by carl August 25, 2003
Retads that go around saying "yo mama" and other things that sound the same. It makes them sound imiture
Towny:Yo mama!
Normal guy:Shut up!
Towny:Yo dada!
by Super Steve! May 02, 2004
nylon coated, logo covered, strippy legged bastards!! that hang around being arragant little bastards!!
that person u c and think what a wanker
by someone u dont want to know March 24, 2004
a local trouble-causing(usually a youth but not always)lout with nothing better to do than sit on street corners insulting all people. They are usually dressed in tracksuits, heavyily laced with cheap yet big jewellery. They seem to have made an enemy known as "moshers", "alternatives" "goths" (basically anyone who does not dress the way they would expect) I have witnessed several incidents where there behaviour towards individuals has included smashing bottles over peoples heads,very violent and usually uncalled for behaviour! they seem to hate punks (such as myself) with a vengeance. tegger
a local trouble-causing(usually a youth but not always)lout with nothing better to do than sit on street corners insulting all people. They are usually dressed in tracksuits, heavyily laced with cheap yet big jewellery. They seem to have made an enemy known as "moshers", "alternatives" "goths" (basically anyone who does not dress the way they would expect) I have witnessed several incidents where there behaviour towards individuals has included smashing bottles over peoples heads,very violent and usually uncalled for behaviour! they seem to hate punks (such as myself) with a vengeance.
by tony wynn February 24, 2004
Someone who wears the latest fashions and follows the trends. However, they find anyone who dresses differently offensive and are likely to come out with phrases such as "your a freak, greeebo!" Also their range of insults covers "greebo" "freak" and "ya mom" Very closed minded
Towny: urrr greebo germs
Me: Just because your insecure and have to follow trends to be popular doesnt mean you have to take it out on me! And I'm not a greebo im a freak
Towny: ya mom
by bina December 05, 2003
local scum who hang around the railings wearing ill fitting tracksuits, one nike glove and one of them crap nike hats on top of their head. they mainly spend all day smoking and harassing passer bys. they also never attend school as they are little fuckers and make everyones lives a misery. townies are the scum of the earth and should all be killed theres no doubt about it. they waste there live inbreeding and robbing and trying to be black people, mainly gangster cunts.
the bingham railing crew who stand all day smoking and drinking whilst odeling passer bys for money and fags, then beat up people for no apparent reason but to impress each other
by john December 05, 2003
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