A stupid arse man beast licking cult, who thinks that they look good in a tracksuit....you stupid townies....you all look the same in your lacoste tracksuits...l.tracksuits are used for running round a track in....hence TRACKsuit....stupid fools.
They all go round beatin people who are younger than them up, an think their hard, cos they can beat up nine year olds.
They all try an get into pubs, but can't cos they look about twelve in their Lacoste tracksuites.
They try an take the piss out of every one who isn't wearin a tracksuit.....so they basically have a go at people who have style
They have idols like sean paul, who is a stupid rapper boy, who eats his own poo
They all go round in crappy cars that they try to make look good, by putting a stupidly big spoiler on the back.
They all listen to dance music, which is the worst music ever, it has no tune, an just repeats itself.
They always say "arr mate" which is well gay
THEY ALL SUCK ASS, STUPID TOWNIE'S BUMMERS.....GO EAT POO....GO EAT SEAN PAULS POO......BITCH LICKERS
They all go round beatin people who are younger than them up, an think their hard, cos they can beat up nine year olds.
They all try an get into pubs, but can't cos they look about twelve in their Lacoste tracksuites.
They try an take the piss out of every one who isn't wearin a tracksuit.....so they basically have a go at people who have style
They have idols like sean paul, who is a stupid rapper boy, who eats his own poo
They all go round in crappy cars that they try to make look good, by putting a stupidly big spoiler on the back.
They all listen to dance music, which is the worst music ever, it has no tune, an just repeats itself.
They always say "arr mate" which is well gay
THEY ALL SUCK ASS, STUPID TOWNIE'S BUMMERS.....GO EAT POO....GO EAT SEAN PAULS POO......BITCH LICKERS
"hey look, what a suprise there's a "crew" of townie's all dressed the same, hey look they're listening to dance music........."
townie: "arr mate,...there's a goth.....lets beat him an his mates up, mate"
Goth:"take that you bitch licking crew"...beats up all the weak townie's....destroy's their boy racer car, snaps their dance music CD's, then eats them all......"stupid townie's.....will you ever learn....DANCE MUSIC IS CRAP, LISTEN TO ROCK!!!! YOUR ARE NOT HARD!!!! YOU HAVE NO STYLE!!!! YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!! AND WHY DO YOU SAY 'MATE' SOO MUCH!!! STUPID BITCH LICKERS!!!!
townie: "arr mate,...there's a goth.....lets beat him an his mates up, mate"
Goth:"take that you bitch licking crew"...beats up all the weak townie's....destroy's their boy racer car, snaps their dance music CD's, then eats them all......"stupid townie's.....will you ever learn....DANCE MUSIC IS CRAP, LISTEN TO ROCK!!!! YOUR ARE NOT HARD!!!! YOU HAVE NO STYLE!!!! YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!! AND WHY DO YOU SAY 'MATE' SOO MUCH!!! STUPID BITCH LICKERS!!!!
by I HATE YOU STUPID TOWNIES.....BUMMER BOYS!!! January 21, 2004
US var. of British townie or towny: Comes from low income background. Wears fake "bling" (often times shiny plastic medallions dispensed by candy machines), oversized black sweatshirts,and oversized denim pants(gangsta style). Female specimens adorn themselves with "goth" style makeup: cheap foundation, blue eyeshadow/eyliner or black eyeliner. The townie skips school and "hangs" around urban developments in town. Speak of smoking (tobacco or anything illicit)and drinking and hate anyone "prep."
Normal person1: Hey, what'd the townies do to your car again?
Normal person2: They put a half eaten burrito in my windshield wiper and stole my purse.
Towny:HEY- don't be talkin' shit. I'll fuckin' beat you up, preppie.
Normal person2: They put a half eaten burrito in my windshield wiper and stole my purse.
Towny:HEY- don't be talkin' shit. I'll fuckin' beat you up, preppie.
by mabel April 26, 2005
(antonym ~ greb !)
shop in shitty sports shops and find it amusing to pretend to be overly drunk.
Call male goths, grebs and skaters things such as "bummer boys" and "gays", though realistically they are the ones paying money to see men run around a football pitch in shorts.
Would rather be regarded as the lesser intelligent race due to an inability to pronounce the letters "g" and "t" and have problems when putting spaces in between words such as "in" and "it".
Main aim in life is to get pregnant before it is legal, or GET someone pregnant before it is legal.
Listen to distasteful music which is indistinguishable and write inane rubbish on toilet doors such as how they love question marks.
shop in shitty sports shops and find it amusing to pretend to be overly drunk.
Call male goths, grebs and skaters things such as "bummer boys" and "gays", though realistically they are the ones paying money to see men run around a football pitch in shorts.
Would rather be regarded as the lesser intelligent race due to an inability to pronounce the letters "g" and "t" and have problems when putting spaces in between words such as "in" and "it".
Main aim in life is to get pregnant before it is legal, or GET someone pregnant before it is legal.
Listen to distasteful music which is indistinguishable and write inane rubbish on toilet doors such as how they love question marks.
by nat November 30, 2004
A townie is a term used by Creekersto describe people who were raised in a town.
Townies care what they wear and are all about the fashion
Townies have low-morals, are jerks, and treat women with no respect.
Townies care what they wear and are all about the fashion
Townies have low-morals, are jerks, and treat women with no respect.
Glen:Lets go into Town
Creeker:I hate townies though!
Glen:good point... but we should go to 7-11
Creeker:Ok, Deal!
Creeker:I hate townies though!
Glen:good point... but we should go to 7-11
Creeker:Ok, Deal!
by Vitamin G July 28, 2005
A Townie is NOT AT ALL like a chav, in the sense of thinking they're hard when they're not, and being an all around TWAT. Townies do wear sports clothes, like sports, but dont hate moshers or goths, and dress similarly to a chav but not the same.
Townie: Alright?
Goth: Hey
Mosher: Hi guys
Townie: The footy was great today!
Goth: I'm not into that
Mosher: Same
Townie: Oh well lol
Goth: Hey
Mosher: Hi guys
Townie: The footy was great today!
Goth: I'm not into that
Mosher: Same
Townie: Oh well lol
by Matt Read August 21, 2005
Young people aged 9-21 seen hanging round the local chippy because they think that they're 'hard'. Often seen wearing tacky 'gold' 'jewellery', fake 'Adidas' trousers tucked into their white socks, a fake Burberry cap pointed at such a ridiculous angle that when it comes to blocking the sun, there is actually no point in wearing it except to look like a total prat. Most townies swagger round in a stupidly exaggerated way, swaying from side to side and bobbing up and down more than is absolutely necessary, saying ‘Yeah, Ah’m cool, Ah’m cool, bling bling yeah innit’, etc, etc.
Their shoes are 'polished' until they're so blindingly bright, they look as if they're new and freshly stolen from 'JJL'.
Rules Of Life For Normal People
1. If you see a chav, kick him very hard in his non-existent balls.
2. If you want to find a townie, go to the nearest crappy sports shop.
3. All townies and chavs are right bastards.
4. Expressions that townies and chavs think are ‘cool’ are: Sound, safe, bling, bang out, innit mon, batty boy, rough, ratty, and any other phrases that don’t actually mean anything.
5. If you do hear something like ‘Bang out, innit mon, like’, go to the source of the sound, and kill wichever townie happens to be there, as all of these people are useless bastards with no actual purpose in life.
7. Most chav and townies if they see a fight or someone really insults another person, they will make a pointless sound that goes like ‘Oh oh ohh’.
8. If a chav or townie that is feeling particularly pointless or gay, they will come up to you, puff their pathetic little chest at you, and go ‘Yeah, yeah, come on then’, and they will then probably make up a false accusation such as: ‘Wot you say ‘bout ma mum?, or: ‘Did you call me a paedo?’. If this happens, hit them.
9. Chavs and townies also have this thing with whacking their first finger down onto the middle finger. They think this is really cool, but in actual fact, it is incredibly gay.
10. Chavs and Townies can also be distinguished by the way they walk. They walk in a ridiculously exaggerated way, and swaying from side to side and bobbing up and down more than is absolutely necessary, saying ‘Yeah, Ah’m cool, Ah’m cool’, etc, etc.
11. Chavs and Townies also think it is incredibly cool to boast about beating someone up to their so-called ‘mates’.
12. Chavs and Townies also have this peculiar habit of clapping when someone is insulted or ‘rinsed’.
13. They say ‘like’ every other word.
14. They think drugs, smoking and drinking are cool at an early age.
15. The word (well, not actually a word), ‘innit’ is used as a full stop. E.g. ‘Ah ‘ad yo ma last night, yeah, innit’!
Their shoes are 'polished' until they're so blindingly bright, they look as if they're new and freshly stolen from 'JJL'.
Rules Of Life For Normal People
1. If you see a chav, kick him very hard in his non-existent balls.
2. If you want to find a townie, go to the nearest crappy sports shop.
3. All townies and chavs are right bastards.
4. Expressions that townies and chavs think are ‘cool’ are: Sound, safe, bling, bang out, innit mon, batty boy, rough, ratty, and any other phrases that don’t actually mean anything.
5. If you do hear something like ‘Bang out, innit mon, like’, go to the source of the sound, and kill wichever townie happens to be there, as all of these people are useless bastards with no actual purpose in life.
7. Most chav and townies if they see a fight or someone really insults another person, they will make a pointless sound that goes like ‘Oh oh ohh’.
8. If a chav or townie that is feeling particularly pointless or gay, they will come up to you, puff their pathetic little chest at you, and go ‘Yeah, yeah, come on then’, and they will then probably make up a false accusation such as: ‘Wot you say ‘bout ma mum?, or: ‘Did you call me a paedo?’. If this happens, hit them.
9. Chavs and townies also have this thing with whacking their first finger down onto the middle finger. They think this is really cool, but in actual fact, it is incredibly gay.
10. Chavs and Townies can also be distinguished by the way they walk. They walk in a ridiculously exaggerated way, and swaying from side to side and bobbing up and down more than is absolutely necessary, saying ‘Yeah, Ah’m cool, Ah’m cool’, etc, etc.
11. Chavs and Townies also think it is incredibly cool to boast about beating someone up to their so-called ‘mates’.
12. Chavs and Townies also have this peculiar habit of clapping when someone is insulted or ‘rinsed’.
13. They say ‘like’ every other word.
14. They think drugs, smoking and drinking are cool at an early age.
15. The word (well, not actually a word), ‘innit’ is used as a full stop. E.g. ‘Ah ‘ad yo ma last night, yeah, innit’!
Townie 1: Innit mon, yeah like, got some fuckin' 'eavy shit 'ere
Townie 2: Innit
Townie 1: Yeah like
Townie 2: Bling
Townie 2: Innit
Townie 1: Yeah like
Townie 2: Bling
by townie hater March 23, 2005
by V3nus Envy May 13, 2008