Townies are the reason that you fail your Driveing test, breack your finger, loose your phone. They are a bunch of mindless Zombies looking for a fight evin if u ask them for the time. when i find the 1 who mugged my little brother i'll show him wot its like to have a "Ruck" at a ratio of 10:2. Befor you die theres 1 thing you should try "Townie Bashing" go on, c how they like it.
townie: "Yo, Bruv, inni' u go' a fukin siggi ? "
normal person: "No im sorry i dont smoak"
townie: "Gimme a siggi Bruv or i'll Bash Ya ! "
normal person "naw hang on a moment son i....."
*smash**CruncH*"@#%$!!!"
Note-dont call them son or luv or m8.
normal person: "No im sorry i dont smoak"
townie: "Gimme a siggi Bruv or i'll Bash Ya ! "
normal person "naw hang on a moment son i....."
*smash**CruncH*"@#%$!!!"
Note-dont call them son or luv or m8.
by Jez-TOWNIE_BASHING March 7, 2005
A person that tends to live in a council house. Often seen in groups of 10-20 for that bit of "Support". Never seen alone. Fails to pronounce 'H' and 'T' properly. Dropped out of school at 13. Kids by 15. The females wear enough self tan to turn orange, gold earrings to appear to be a prop out of Goldfinger. They also have their hair gelled back into a slick,tight bun...
The male versions of this retarded shave their heads. Wear Burberry hats, Addidas Tracksuit bottoms,Nike Hoodies and socks which are neatly arranged as to being over their bottoms. Rockport boots and/or white trainers are also seen. They are an un-intelligent bunch. Often uncapable of stringing together two sensible sentances. The words F*ck and S*it are also used in every word. Hates eye contact and shuns black. Anyone doing and wearing these are often asked "Wha you lookin at? Wanna fight?"
But then goes quiet upon a good reply.
All in all a terrible race of people that seem to be hard. No let me rephrase that, aren't at all hard. A swift hit on the chin and nose quickly deposits these beings in a pile.
The male versions of this retarded shave their heads. Wear Burberry hats, Addidas Tracksuit bottoms,Nike Hoodies and socks which are neatly arranged as to being over their bottoms. Rockport boots and/or white trainers are also seen. They are an un-intelligent bunch. Often uncapable of stringing together two sensible sentances. The words F*ck and S*it are also used in every word. Hates eye contact and shuns black. Anyone doing and wearing these are often asked "Wha you lookin at? Wanna fight?"
But then goes quiet upon a good reply.
All in all a terrible race of people that seem to be hard. No let me rephrase that, aren't at all hard. A swift hit on the chin and nose quickly deposits these beings in a pile.
Townie1: "Oy! Look...itz wun o those Goffs"
Townie2: "Letz go get 'im"
*Strides over as if holding two carpet rolls under each arm*
Townie1: "You's lookin' a me Mosher?"
Townie2: "Wanna start summat wit us Shoe Crew?"
Goth: "I dont start. I Finish. Oh...and is that crap on your shoulders? Nope. Sorry its your head"
Townie2: "Letz go get 'im"
*Strides over as if holding two carpet rolls under each arm*
Townie1: "You's lookin' a me Mosher?"
Townie2: "Wanna start summat wit us Shoe Crew?"
Goth: "I dont start. I Finish. Oh...and is that crap on your shoulders? Nope. Sorry its your head"
by RunOfTheMill April 15, 2004
Generally viewed as anyone who ISN'T a townie as the scurge and scum of the universe. Aged between 10-20, although there are anomalies either side, they are generally found in packs, although on their own, they're just as obnoxious. They lack any real initiative to think of their own accord, and are led by a pitiful desire to want to be whatever terrible rap/r'n'b/garage/dance artist is currently in the charts, usually through the prolific use of a navy blue jogging sweater, (with a hood, of course, for added 'scareability') cheap trousers and overly expensive footwear. They have taken the English vocabulary and added their own 'unique' twist, abbreviating and completely deforming every word possible, so that, for example, the sentence "You are looking quite nice" becomes "U'm bum, innit?", which no-one but a townie, or those clued in the WAY of the townie, could ever hope to understand. They steal mobile phones, glue their hair to their heads, have a serious problem with anyone who isn't their 'blood', and generally strut around like they own the place. However, thankfully, society has a way of giving these people culture shock, and one day they will wake up to realise just how truly pathetic they have all become. But they're not all bad; These people will become our checkout ladies, road sweepers, fast-food servers, part-time sales assistants and other menial jobs that those of us who can think are just too good for.
by Wayne February 18, 2004
1. Useless waist of space
2. Chat complete bollocks using words that mean absolutely nothing.
3. Impersonates Ali G being too thick to realise he is actually taking the piss out of people like that.
4. Has no idea of any music catogries unless it comes under any thing such as R n B, garage or any other crap therefore calling any thing that isn't bollocks "metlar music" including groups such as Coldplay, Travis and Embrace unless they like a song then it becomes non "metlar music".
5. Hangs round streets late at night in big groups to try and feel hard because they are total pussies who need "back-up" and weaponry.
6. No not how to fight a fair fight.
7. Like music only by black men and wiggers.
8. Pretend to take drugs because it makes them hard but are only smart enough to figure out how to smoke.
9. No hope in life apart from McDonalds.
10. Brain span goes about as far as shite music, drugs, and sex with there siblings.
11. A vocabulary which ranges from words that mean to shit to words that mean shit.
2. Chat complete bollocks using words that mean absolutely nothing.
3. Impersonates Ali G being too thick to realise he is actually taking the piss out of people like that.
4. Has no idea of any music catogries unless it comes under any thing such as R n B, garage or any other crap therefore calling any thing that isn't bollocks "metlar music" including groups such as Coldplay, Travis and Embrace unless they like a song then it becomes non "metlar music".
5. Hangs round streets late at night in big groups to try and feel hard because they are total pussies who need "back-up" and weaponry.
6. No not how to fight a fair fight.
7. Like music only by black men and wiggers.
8. Pretend to take drugs because it makes them hard but are only smart enough to figure out how to smoke.
9. No hope in life apart from McDonalds.
10. Brain span goes about as far as shite music, drugs, and sex with there siblings.
11. A vocabulary which ranges from words that mean to shit to words that mean shit.
The very short belt like skirts of a female townie have bad habbits of going up and down more times that a horney rabbits arse.
by Arran Delieu March 28, 2004
A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others!
by Joey February 17, 2004
Person 1: Did you hear Ann, the townie, called Samie a townie?
Person 2: Ya I did. Didn't Ann also just get back from debate camp?
Person 2: Ya I did. Didn't Ann also just get back from debate camp?
by notatownie258 July 22, 2010
Someone who has nuthin better to do then go around town smoking and telling people to piss off. They have no future and they smell like crap. Their hats are so far back they look like they are stapled on to stay on their head. They love bad boys 2 and hate school of rock.SAD ASS'S!!!!!
Townie: "im well 'ard"
Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason"
Townie "U STARTIN'???"
ME: "rrrrrright"
Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason"
Townie "U STARTIN'???"
ME: "rrrrrright"
by Drummer Johnny 3000 February 16, 2004