1. an absorbent cloth or paper for wiping and drying something wet, as one for the hands, face, or body after washing or bathing.

2. the one thing left in your flat belong to your ex girlfriend who insists on whinging about how she hasn't got it back yet. Even though she won't come round and get it and you already got all her other stuff back to her via her friends. Plus it's just a fucking towel!!!!
nic: georgie wants her towel back
sebastian: you what? are you kidding?
by fuckyfuckfuck April 18, 2007
(v)to like whorish girls,

to ask a girl out only to find out that this whore is afraid to go out with u bcz she doesnt want to cheat on u.

to want a crazy bitch

(n) anyone named andres
guy #1 dude ure such a towel

guy #2 i am not a towel i am a grown man
by spyrkadyrkastan February 23, 2008
Comes in many different colors and sizes; also there are microfiber towels, which clean very very good. The most importance of a towel is to have it in handy for unsuspected/suspected moments. Also it is needed when seeing somebody of the opposite sex because something about them arouses you.
Kaos: Damn you see that fine dime??
Slick: Oh Fa Sho!
Kaos: ooooo Gaaaaaaa dayum!!!!! someone hand me a towel!!!
Slick: Hand me Two microfiber-towels!!!!
by Gerardo07 July 03, 2006
Something you use to dry off after a certain experience.
Guy: "I'm going to my girlfriend's house tonight."

Friend: "Don't forget to bring a towel!"
by laura June 15, 2006
Bring one so you don't get all wet.
Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get all wet.
by I Love Towelie October 08, 2003
Towel/Toweller : Adjective.

Describing how good something was by how many towels it takes to clean up with afterwards.

"Hey man how was your party last night?"
"A awesome 6 toweller dude."
by Tornintwo October 15, 2006
A Stupid Person
Shut up u damn towel
your a towel
by Funny Guy September 07, 2003

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