adj. Nasty, disgusting. Originated when I wiped my ass with a towel and my brother later wiped his face with it.
Example 1: Dude, that green toenail is so towel!

Example 2:

Me: Did you eat that nacho off the ground?!

Geek kid: Yes.

Me: Dude, that's so towel. GOD!!
by Jaredthekid January 4, 2005
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Towel/Toweller : Adjective.

Describing how good something was by how many towels it takes to clean up with afterwards.

"Hey man how was your party last night?"
"A awesome 6 toweller dude."
by Tornintwo October 15, 2006
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The worst word in any language; it is the equivalent of of using every bad word ever said, at once. Only the worst kind of acumen use this word without reason.
Jimmy: I dropped my wet towel on the floor, after I used it this morning.
(Everyone around Jimmy): WOOOO! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT, YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF PERSON EVER!!
by Ihateclothists September 7, 2011
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A pair of assless panties that has a string that goes up your bum. Often worn so underwear lines are not visible or the person strives to be cool just like the slutty girls. Towels are mostly worn by girls but can be worn by a man.

See also G-String and Thong.
Ah, that girl's towel is stiking out again, what a slut, i bet she does that on purpose.
by fricken_idiot August 23, 2005
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to make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking

to cum while naked and wet
She got out of the shower, and I was ready to give her a towelling

She was soaking when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling
by MonkeyBoots November 27, 2011
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The equivalent to planking.

To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.

Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.
Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!"
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.
by Basegod4life July 22, 2011
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the act of being high as fuck. derived from toweley off of south park.
kurt....are you toweled out right now?
by jakeg9387 January 22, 2008
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