5 definitions by MonkeyBoots

Top Definition
to make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking

to cum while naked and wet
She got out of the shower, and I was ready to give her a towelling

She was soaking when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling
by MonkeyBoots November 27, 2011

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To lick a womans clit and pussy, with a lapping motion, making her cum hard
I want to lap lap you and make you cum
by MonkeyBoots December 23, 2011

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The sound made by sucking hard on a cock, while giving a blow job.

Can also be used if you want to give a blow job to someone and you want to be discrete
Clare wanted to suck his cock hard and was desparate to watch him cum while yom yom'ing on his cock

As she sucked hard on my cock, all I could hear was yom yom yom
by MonkeyBoots December 23, 2011

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To be envious of someone else's cock, often because of no reason.

Can be often mixed up with cockney
Beautiful woman: Being cockney for no reason

Man: Who do you think I am cock envious of?

Beautiful woman: Don't know....you tell me?

Man: I don't have any Cock Envy, honest. Please believe me
by MonkeyBoots December 23, 2011

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To fart via text or email, offensively to another person
I trump in your general direction
by MonkeyBoots December 23, 2011

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