Something that you squirt your hot, sticky jizz in after you masturbate. Better than a tissue as its bigger and catches more of the sperm. Heating it up a little before hand creates an even better sensation for your penis.

Look up Fap Shorts for similar uses.
I was wanking off after a sweaty session at the gym looking at hot women. My sweat was a great lubricant for my dick and I jizzed all over. Lucky I had a warm towel at hand to squirt it on.
by Callum69 May 25, 2009
A verb meaning to place a towel under the door to prevent cold air from coming in the room. Other uses include preventing the smell of illegal drugs from entering the dorm hallway.
"Hey Jimmy, can u towel the door, I'm going to light up a swell joint."
or
"I toweled the door to prevent Officer Rizzo from smelling my incense."
by jprizz February 18, 2008
1. Someone who rubs you the wrong way
2. Someone you hate.
3. To be someone's bitch or pussy whipped
1. Dude, that TOWEL from last night is walkin' over here.
2. I don't even wanna see that TOWEL right now.
3. Stop being a TOWEL and sand up to her.
by Srivis Koonthanam June 29, 2009
A towel is a slag expression for a person that smokes a lot of weed and is pretty obvious about it (so people that secretly toke once in a while are not towels). Quite simply, a pothead.
Derived from South Park where one minor character who smokes a lot of weed is a sentient towel.

Sometimes towie is used instead.
McDonald's employee: "Man, we where just about to close down then a group of fucking towels came in and ordered 50 cheeseburgers..."

Man: "Dude, you're such a towel..."
Towel: "No, YOU'RE a towel..."
Man: "No, I am a respectable member of society with a steady job and a loving family. YOU'RE a towel."
Towel: "Oh..."
by Apfelstrudel October 16, 2006
Something to wipe or cover yo booty around.
Also hides them big ass bums and bouncy tits.

..

Although better without the towel on.
Wife : Honey, have you seen my towel ? My butt is getting cold !
Husband : I like you better without the towel, heh.
Wife : Ohhh(;
Wife : -Smack-
Husband : -Pwned-
by YesNolol4832859 April 08, 2009
1)Towel is a slang term, which quickly became popular across the streets of Manalapan, NJ. The word towel is not generally used lightly, but is generally used to put someone down you have very little respect for.
2) To be Dan Friedwald-esque
1) person 1-Dude your such a towel
person 2- dont compare me to friedwald... thats low
person 1- shut up you shamwow
by sham-wow!!!! January 19, 2009
1. an absorbent cloth or paper for wiping and drying something wet, as one for the hands, face, or body after washing or bathing.

2. the one thing left in your flat belong to your ex girlfriend who insists on whinging about how she hasn't got it back yet. Even though she won't come round and get it and you already got all her other stuff back to her via her friends. Plus it's just a fucking towel!!!!
nic: georgie wants her towel back
sebastian: you what? are you kidding?
by fuckyfuckfuck April 18, 2007
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