Touriye 

Tour mascot in the form of a baby doll. Tour virgins are solely responsible for her safe keeping and tend to become weirdly attached to her. She is an excellent pulling tool and always looks her best.

Where is Touriye?

Touriye had better be in full fancy dress tonight?

Did Touriye have her head bitten off last night?

Someone buried Touriye alive but I dug her up and gave her mouth to mouth

Touriye by I'm in a glass Cave of emotion October 30, 2011

Tourize 

To act like an extreme tourist. This includes taking pictures of anything and everything, Standing in the middle of a busy sidewalk reading a map, and halting the flow through subway turnstiles because you can't figure out which side of your ticket goes in first.

Tourist: "Let's tourize Time Square today."

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
Employee: "There were too many out-of-towners tourizing the train station."

Tourize by Mr XXXander May 18, 2011

Tourine Hadal 

A surplus of tourine entering the testicles at any given moment

“Wait I’m empty... let me inject my Tourine Hadal into my balls”

Tourine Hadal by Grant Hansen June 28, 2018