Being inbetween really really baked and being so pwned that you pass out, basicly with just enough consciousness to waddle around like a penguin on crack blurting out random words which have little to no meaning and certainly no relation to the imediate space around him/her. This would be the affect of some one either smoking a five hundred pound spliff or, more realisticly, a fuck load of weed.
"Man did you see that kid at Steveston park the other night? I meen, he was totally fucked up! I think he needs to get help.. "
by cheeched4life September 28, 2006
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One who reccommends definitions be deleted for utterly idiotic reasons.
170. Flat_Matt:
Flat_Matt is so cool, his nitro rustler owns HPI :D

Dam that player Flat_Matt is owning us! Heaps l33t!

A user said this violates a copyright: "Yeah copyright my ass. This is a piece of shit. Whats the point?"




174. jesus:
a word thats used in times when you are pissed

jesus christ dude what were you thinking

jesus!

A user said this should be deleted: "This is the only actual urban slang definition about Jesus. The rest are just lengthy preaching sessions about why you aught to believe. Do not delete this definition."
by Holy fuck. January 12, 2005
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Derived from "shit storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. Usually will be a life changing event.
Max was in a total fucking shit storm today man.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.
by Godfatha September 14, 2012
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When someone inserts an oily (Lubricated) penis inside your ear.
"That bitch got totally mind fucked"

"He gave me a total mind fuck, what a dick"
by Mr. Jizz October 27, 2006
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Someone who can’t do anything right, has no concept of right/wrong, no morals or ethics, uses manipulates takes advantage of & lies to everyone, including themselves, sees no wrong in their selfish actions, will suck the life out of everyone they come in contact with & bring them down & ruin their life, lacks a sense of consciousness of the moral goodness or blameworthiness of one's own conduct, intentions, or character, has no feeling of obligation to do right or do good & zero integrity
Judy Hanley is complete total fuck-up!! She is toxic & could use some enlightenment & long hard look in the mirror & accept responsibility for her own life.
by HelpfulHannah April 2, 2021
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