Torta

Elsa

Elsa is a torta

by big cock shotz August 29, 2023

Torta

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by June 28, 2021

Torta

A torta is a woman who loves to eat hot cheetos in the morning and is in a size XL or XXL.

Damn that torta is firme.

by las chonchitas. May 24, 2023

tortas

Overused shoes. Usually referring to worn out shoes OR the only shoes you've worn for months. You might use this when you're angry with someone for wearing the same shoes.

"Oh my god, you only ever wear those tortas anymore!"

by Whitexican March 19, 2016

Torta Lasagna

A cringe song made by boisbois2 on youtube. It is a minecraft parody of Bitch Lasagna by PewDiePie

Will: Whats your favourite song?
Mark: Torta Lasagna!!!

by Boisbois2 June 10, 2019

torta attack

When an over weight female (that typically is the care taker of her friends) trys to cock block a male from seducing her friend (which looks 10 times better than her).

Yo I tried to holler at shawty but her obese friend torta attacked me.

by Edsans69 February 2, 2023

Oh my Torta

its like saying omg, but better!

you: "Eduardos pregnant"
me: "OH MY TORTA"

by gorlli November 9, 2018