torn

A female who is a relationship with a Dogass dude and loves him too much to do what is best for her.---TO LEAVE!

My friend is torn over this Dogass stud!

by Miranda Mosby June 21, 2006

torn

(Adj.) Suprisingly high when considering the amount of marijuana that has been smoked.

Man, i'm pretty torn off that little joint.

by Nathan July 21, 2004

torn

a dirty slut who has been WORKED in! A loose puss!

I Felt like i was fuckin 97 year old prostitute, that bitch was a fuckin torn!

by rubes February 17, 2005

torn

meaning extremley ugly

"Damn homie, that chick was torn"

by Johnny Wess April 7, 2005

torn

German weed
Like masschino likes it in the ass
TORNISGAY

Last night i was out and copped a torn in the ass on oxford street.

by mer rem April 28, 2004

torning

tired morning

You've just woken up and your dad comes into your room. You're half asleep and he asks 'how are you this fine morning' and you answer with 'torning', repeatedly until you get the word 'tired' out.

by crazyinthemorningtorning October 8, 2010

Torn Anus

The act of being double penetrated so hard that your butt hole and vagina or penis hole rips into one. This is very common with midgets that were raised on potato farms. If a torn anus is not treated within 19 days it morphs into a liquid butt hole. Which is very unpleasant and well keep you up at night and smells like a monkeys queff.

Gary Coleman did not go to the doctors for his torn anus because he knew that wouldn't help him since he's black and grew up on a potato farm. Now his torn anus smells of a monkeys vaginal fart on account of its a liquid butt hole now.

by MidgetBreeder June 25, 2011