The not-so-thick but not very milky mix of any flavor milkshake mixed with any flavor of Monster Energy Drink. Can only be made by you (you obviously can not order a Topher).
Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to the gas station and pick up a monster so we can make The Topher at McDonalds."
Guy 2: "Okay, you buy the monsters, and I buy the milkshakes."
Guy 2: "Okay, you buy the monsters, and I buy the milkshakes."
by ThebigG0705 December 30, 2011
Johnny quit his job at ABC company to go to work for XYZ company. Shortly after , his career tophered and he was left jobless.
by Bartmanohio August 26, 2008
A philosophy that branches out of Christianty in hopes of facing your fears and confronting the enemy head on, while still respecting the Tophe's (Bible) rules. It is an increasing popular internet religion that many "practice".
"OMG,did you read the Tophe today?" - Noob
"Yes, i also pray to Jesus and Topher right as i wake up" - Veteran
"C001!" - Noob
"Topherism has impacted my life so much. It led to me being successful!"
"Yes, i also pray to Jesus and Topher right as i wake up" - Veteran
"C001!" - Noob
"Topherism has impacted my life so much. It led to me being successful!"
by Saint Barbra March 30, 2008
by JaioCG October 1, 2017
The most talented and sexiest man ever. He has had very succesful movies and show. He is in That 70's show, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, Traffic, P.s., Mona Lisa Smile, In good Company, and Oceans 11 & 12. His real name is Christopher, but he changed it to Topher because he hated people calling him Chris.
by Devon King March 20, 2005