Someone who is with multiple people at once, but is a real dumbass about it and is easily caught, and try to make excuses for it. Associated with fuckboy, dumbass, pussy, and a flat out dick.
Stella:
Brandon is such a topher dating Ashley and Erica at the same time.
Amanda:
And he tried to make excuses and act like he wasn't dating Erica at all!
by CallMeShorty June 28, 2016

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A person that like random people's statuses and pictures in a sexually provocative manner.
"I heard Topher just liked Ashley's picture"
"Oh yeah, such a Topher"
by runrunsteven September 04, 2011

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A person preferably but can also be a thing. Lovable but threatening and can cause you to have withdraws. The withdraws you may accure are usually called topherculitus; wanting of the topher.

Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.
"Oh my god"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"

or

"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"
by The 1 to <3 March 02, 2010

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A boy that not only doesn't care about girls, he flirts with nearly all of them and then changes his mind about them; he also dates other females within their friend spectrum. He causes a lot of harm to the emotional state of others and he can really make a girl cry! To many people's surprise, however, he is sensitive on the inside, although many define him as a "straight-up player". The blunter people in society simply don't look past the douchiness.
Hey, lay off, man. What did you expect? That kid's such a Topher...
by the_realistic_numbers112 March 29, 2011

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topher is a sexy, intelligent young male who everybody wants to be around.
topher is amazing and fit
by topher October 22, 2004

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The act of receiving oral sex while your female partner is urinating.
Wow she really tophed him off

Mikaela gave Chris a sloppy topher last night
by sbwbnwendeh April 04, 2011

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My sexy babe with the goatee. Hehe, the sweetest guy I have met up until this nanosecond.
Ummmm... Go get your own "Topher".
Topher is ALL Mine. lmao.
by Pirate-Nicky October 27, 2008

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