Definitions by the_realistic_numbers112
gleek
To regurgitate spit by pressing on the spit gland at the rear of your throat, thus creating a projectile effect in astounding quantities.
Guy1: OMG, did you see that totally stupid nerd running down the hall the other day? Vince or whatever?
Guy2: Oh, yeah, the one I gleeked on?
Guy1: Ha, me too, bro! Nice! -High 5-
Guy2: Oh, yeah, the one I gleeked on?
Guy1: Ha, me too, bro! Nice! -High 5-
gleek by the_realistic_numbers112 July 19, 2011
straddling
To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.
Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!
Guy2: Did you get pictures?
Guy1: ...
Guy2: Did you get pictures?
Guy1: ...
straddling by the_realistic_numbers112 July 11, 2011
Fuck You
Meaning, "I dislike you strongly," in intelligent language. Used in these situations, not in particular order.
1. Heated argument
2. Child sticking their tongue out (means "fuck you" in toddler")
3. Used when friends embarrass you and you have nothing to say against it
4. When your iPod, computer, or other device freezes up unexpectedly.
1. Heated argument
2. Child sticking their tongue out (means "fuck you" in toddler")
3. Used when friends embarrass you and you have nothing to say against it
4. When your iPod, computer, or other device freezes up unexpectedly.
You: AWWW, what an adorable little dimpled child you have!! (Condescendingly)
Baby: -Sticks out tongue- Fuck You!!
You: Smartass...
Baby: -Sticks out tongue- Fuck You!!
You: Smartass...
Fuck You by the_realistic_numbers112 July 7, 2011
Lil Kim
An embarrassingly provocative rap artist with an ego almost as big as Amy Winehouse's hair. A typical girl who picks fights with people that stole her limelight (ie, Nicki Minaj) and poked fun at this famous rapper's album by writing Black Friday, a terrible mimic of Nicki's hit track, Pink Friday.
Guy: Did you hear about Lil Kim?
Other Guy: Oh, yeah, how she totally made fun of Nicki Minaj by putting a pink wig on her Black Friday cover?
Guy: Yeah, she's such a has-been. She got, like, Number One on PayPal charts..? Who gives a fuck about that?
Other Guy: Oh, yeah, how she totally made fun of Nicki Minaj by putting a pink wig on her Black Friday cover?
Guy: Yeah, she's such a has-been. She got, like, Number One on PayPal charts..? Who gives a fuck about that?
Lil Kim by the_realistic_numbers112 July 7, 2011
GuyLights
GuyLights by the_realistic_numbers112 July 1, 2011
The Annoying Orange
A frankly irritating, tropical fruit that amuses Youtube viewers by carrying syllables for longer than necessary and hanging out with other persona in his category, i.e., bananas or grapes.
Guy1: Did you see the Annoying Orange yesterday??
Guy2: OMFG, that was so hilarious. I was falling off my chair, LMFAO'ing, dude!! (Inept attempt at a guy's personality)
Girl: ...That show is retarded.
Guy2: OMFG, that was so hilarious. I was falling off my chair, LMFAO'ing, dude!! (Inept attempt at a guy's personality)
Girl: ...That show is retarded.
The Annoying Orange by the_realistic_numbers112 July 1, 2011
subterfuge
subterfuge by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011