gleek

To regurgitate spit by pressing on the spit gland at the rear of your throat, thus creating a projectile effect in astounding quantities.

Guy1: OMG, did you see that totally stupid nerd running down the hall the other day? Vince or whatever?

Guy2: Oh, yeah, the one I gleeked on?

Guy1: Ha, me too, bro! Nice! -High 5-

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 19, 2011

Five Second Rule

A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.

Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?

Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.

by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011

Lil Kim

An embarrassingly provocative rap artist with an ego almost as big as Amy Winehouse's hair. A typical girl who picks fights with people that stole her limelight (ie, Nicki Minaj) and poked fun at this famous rapper's album by writing Black Friday, a terrible mimic of Nicki's hit track, Pink Friday.

Guy: Did you hear about Lil Kim?

Other Guy: Oh, yeah, how she totally made fun of Nicki Minaj by putting a pink wig on her Black Friday cover?

Guy: Yeah, she's such a has-been. She got, like, Number One on PayPal charts..? Who gives a fuck about that?

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 07, 2011

GuyLights

a man (not necessarily gay, but in most cases, yes) who dyes his hair blonde

Guy1: Did you see that guy over there?

Guy2: Yeah, he had GuyLights. So gay. (Assumption)

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 01, 2011

The Annoying Orange

A frankly irritating, tropical fruit that amuses Youtube viewers by carrying syllables for longer than necessary and hanging out with other persona in his category, i.e., bananas or grapes.

Guy1: Did you see the Annoying Orange yesterday??

Guy2: OMFG, that was so hilarious. I was falling off my chair, LMFAO'ing, dude!! (Inept attempt at a guy's personality)

Girl: ...That show is retarded.

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 01, 2011

Fuck You

Meaning, "I dislike you strongly," in intelligent language. Used in these situations, not in particular order.

1. Heated argument
2. Child sticking their tongue out (means "fuck you" in toddler")
3. Used when friends embarrass you and you have nothing to say against it
4. When your iPod, computer, or other device freezes up unexpectedly.

You: AWWW, what an adorable little dimpled child you have!! (Condescendingly)

Baby: -Sticks out tongue- Fuck You!!

You: Smartass...

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 07, 2011

subterfuge

The act of deceiving someone in order to acheive a goal or obtain an item.

People that cheat on their wives/husbands use subterfuge..

by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011