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Top Cheddar 

in hockey: when you make the golie look like a total whore by sniping his ass over the shouldar short side high. this also causes the WHOLE crowd to get a raging boner (women grow penises just for this, then shed them and feed them to small children after telling them itds a hot dogg) and you celly the piss out of your whole team by riding the stick while flying.
I sniped luke top cheddar bro.

Oh shit really?
yeah. hes now a nurf herder.
Top Cheddar by jackandmark May 21, 2011

half-clapper top cheddar

colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker
Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0

top shelf cheddar 

The most rare form of cheddar in the world. Cheddar only forged in highest and most remote parts of the Appalachian Mountains. The cheddar must be cured for up to 10 years at a minimum and can only be harvested and extracted for its rich flavors when a player in the NHL scores a goal Upper 90/Top Shelf/Upper Benjamin's.
I want the good stuff, that top shelf cheddar, none of this shit for concentrate.
top shelf cheddar by A. Ovechkin October 17, 2015

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008