Hairy Tootsie Roll

The sex act of taking your dirty hairy underwear off while doggy-style and asking the woman if she wants a Hairy Tootsie Roll, the shoving your hairy skid mark underwear in her mouth.

Dude last night I gave my G/F a Hairy Tootsie Roll and she said she loved it!

by Snipedog22 January 24, 2013

Dusty Tootsie Roll

When you cover your partners chest in baby powder and then defecate into the powder. The result is a piece of feces covered in baby powder. A Dusty Tootsie Roll.

I saw a video where Paris Hilton got a dusty Tootsie Roll.

by Dr. McDoctorson June 4, 2015

tootsie roll pop

After playing with someone's anal cavity with a finger, the finger has fecal matter on it.

It's a good thing Mark is into scat since Barbara gave me a tootsie roll pop when we double teamed her.

by chris giocondo March 25, 2006

tootsie roll

the piece of cat shit used when executing a poo handle.

i grabbed a tootsie roll from Fluffy's litter box for the poo handle i'm gonna run on my manager.

by ric_IH November 17, 2007

tootsie roll fruit cup

The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.

Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.

Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"

by andrewn September 17, 2013

Suck my tootsie roll

A better way of saying suck my dick Can be used aggressively or sexually.

Her: I’m on my period

You: Just suck my tootsie roll before you go

Or

Him: You ugly af
You: suck my tootsie roll

by Suckmytootsieroll April 27, 2020

small vanilla tootsie roll

Originally from a Saturday Night Live episode.

Slang word for any white male who has a small penis who participates in a nude activity such as skinny-dipping. Often done by white males who think their penis is of big or average size.

I have no idea why John played strip poker with the girls, his small vanilla tootsie roll isn't going to impress them.

by Trent Easton May 16, 2006