cat shit

1. The feces of a cat
2. food that tastes really nasty.

1. Eww...there's cat shit in my garden!
2. What the hell is this? Liver and onions? I'm not eating this cat shit!

by Mitsuneko January 12, 2008

cat shit

a small shit, much like that of a cat's.

person 1: Man, I take like tiny shits.
person 2: Haha, you take like little cat shits.

by tyrotoxism August 14, 2010

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by Your Co worker June 21, 2019

Cat Shit Carl

Cat Shit Carl can usually be observed working at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning on Fridays, easily recognized by his signature sour, ochre-colored cat shit-like stink.

Example:

Bill (to Steve as they are about to enter Denny's after drinking Heavily): I can't wait for my lumberjack slam, that shit is nice!
Steve (upon noticing Cat Shit Carl clearing tables): Dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
Bill: Why?
Steve: Cuz I just saw Cat Shit Carl in there and there is no way I can eat with that greasy cat shit smell lingering around.

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

cat shit sammich

What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.

Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!

by Boymom1 August 27, 2017

cat shit breath

Morning breath which smells as if a cat took a shit in your mouth, as you slept.

Good morning, did a cat shit in your mouth last night? Your breath is "cat shit breath".

by Love a good blonde December 9, 2016

cat shit in the mouth

The taste in your mouth when you wake up if you neglect to brush your teeth the previous night/day. Usually occurs from a night of heavy alcohol consumption. It can also have the feel and density of overly-sweetened honey.

Drinker 1: Man I have this horrible taste in my mouth.

Drinker 2: Dude you drank a lot last night and just passed out on the couch. You've got cat shit in the mouth.

by ajgenard September 11, 2009