Slobbery. Likes to lick things. DO NOT touch his blankie! Will power range you in the nuts. Duct tapes all gifts. Video game abuser. Chin talking, strong bad dancing, mustache winning. Wasps and bees are attracted to all boys named Tony. Calls pads tampon patches. Will talk in his sleep. Huge member.
That bee just stung me like my name is Tony!

That food looks so good, my mouth made a tony.
by Smithing Awesome December 18, 2014

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the kid in my economics class, who keeps singing to me during class. he lives right down the road from me, and has asked many a time to go pick blue berries with him. he is new to our school, but seems sweet even though all my friends think he may secretly be an asshole. he is also very cute, with his blonde hair and gorgous blue eyes.
Tony sings "beth i hear you calling and i cant come home right now, me and the boys are playing and we just can find the sound just a few more hours and ill be right home to you, beth i hear you calling oh beth what can i do, beth what can i do"
by elizabeth101893 April 19, 2012

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A "tony" is used to refer to a hot chick or a dime piece. Now there are multiple ways to describe tonies, whether it be that she is a "quarter tone" (you ain't sure if it's truly worth it but maybe if you were drunk and she was dressed up) "half a tone" (she's alright) "potential tone" (if she were to dress up then you'd have sex with her) a "capital T" (a 9 or 10) or "certified tony (CT)" (a mother fucking dime piece.) All are used to rate women. Don't like the word? Well use it yourself amongst your friends and colleagues and see what I mean. You'll be able to talk about chicks right in front of their faces without giving away what you all are truly discussing. It's becoming an epidemic, so start using it before women find out what we're ALL talking about.

*If you are a tool, you are not allowed to use this word in any circumstances.
"Hey man what you doing this weekend for the Super Booooowwwlllll....... dayum did you see that tony just walk by?"

"No, but did you see that CT walk out of whitehall? Captial T for sure. Wait what did you ask me?"
by Dude__Man February 02, 2012

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Derived from cockney rhyming slang 'Tony Blair', Nightmare.

It refers to when something has gone as bad as it could possibly have done, and is synonomous with the phrase 'epic fail'.

Can be used in a variety of sentences;
'You've had an absolute Tony...'
'Fuck me sideways and call me Tony!'
'Heavens to Tony!'
'Person 1: Dude, i snapped my banjo last night wanking...
The rest of the group: TOOONNYYY!'
'You might as well just be called Tony'
by Johan van der Schmut January 15, 2012

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An awful move in tennis, where the player attempts to make a winning shot (usually an overhead smash) at the ball and instead gets a racketful of air. Is very humiliating to any tennis player and is almost guaranteed to end their career.
Named after a person of the same name who pulls this shot constantly.
Dude, that one guy just pulled a Tony. I bet he'll never play tennis again.
by SenorKrabs April 17, 2011

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slang for cocaine. used in conversation when around people are around.
"you hanging out with tony tonight?"
"do you know where tony is?"
by velix May 27, 2005

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A gay boy that is stuck on his man period because he was a buttslut
Don´t be a tony
Tony´s are awful
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