An Australian current affairs program aired on Channel 7 for people who like to see the latest goss of Dancing With the Stars and weight loss stories.
by fuckinqueenslander September 1, 2008
A show which is shown on channel 7 in Australia. Basically, its end goals are to make children, teenagers and the unemployed feel bad about themselves, and to make the middle class Australian angry about such things.
Today Tonight, get fucked you sensationalist pigs!
by You don't need to know my name. April 18, 2005
Tonight on SMNN: An investigative report into one of the largest come factories in the world. Are we witnessing the industrial revolution of jizz? And who exactly is purchasing all this eja-
by GYM2Quick September 15, 2023
Heard when your neighbors genetically engineered dog, Hand Banana, announces that he plans to rape you
by Dr. X, Family Counselor October 19, 2021
A female you are going to hook up with, who has very little chance of it going any further.
She is right for tonight. A slump buster. One night stand.
She is right for tonight. A slump buster. One night stand.
"Noelle, Lauren, Karen, Gina all already left!"
Not my 1,2,3,4 or 5th choice. I guess -------- will due. Looks like she is Ms. Tonight.
Not my 1,2,3,4 or 5th choice. I guess -------- will due. Looks like she is Ms. Tonight.
by Gwynnetastic February 1, 2010
An entertainment show with no morals in regards to who they report about. They treat others' misery as if people want to know about it ("What is Martha Stewart doing now in jail? We've got the EXCLUSIVE details!!"). A sad show that needs to be taken off the air, and is a prime example of the stoicism in media today.
Entertainment Tonight is now running a story of how the parapalegic Terry Schiavo is supposedly bulemic right now. How dare they try to gain from a living person who is currently suffering.
by DCX Returns March 24, 2005
by porkchopexpress October 18, 2007