A very potent alcoholic mixture similar to Wop. Contains: Everclear, Vodka, Country Time lemonade, Sprite, & pineapple tidbits.
by NP&JB January 15, 2010
2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!
It was a stifling day, and Desiree was parched, so instead of giving her a hot load, I made her a refreshing jizz and tonic...she loved every last drop.
by Ju Tang Killa April 4, 2017
A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.
by Irritatus Maximus November 23, 2007
by TOM DICK August 17, 2006
A good drink with a splash of gin , a clear liquor, and tonic a gross bitter tasting water that is bad without gin. A hint of lemon or lime will enhance the taste though.
by OliverS May 5, 2005
Humorous mismangulation of "gin and tonic". The term indicates a high degree of drunkenness followed by sex with a woman. It seems to specifically imply a man who is highly drunk performing oral sex on a woman. The tonic may, or may not be drank while performing the oral sex.
Damn, I wondered where Frank went at the party, so I walked out to the porch. He was so damn drunk out there with some chick on the porch swing. She was moaning out loud as he was getting some quim and tonic.
by Frank Klaune April 16, 2005
A combination of redbull and vodka usually consumed in bars, nightclubs and other dancing establishments. Causes otherwise normal people to become unduly aggressive, leading to fights over women, fights over cars and fights over who has to buy the next drink. Consumption of meathead tonic has also been known to lead to lost shoes, tossed bricks, high speed car crashes, and inexplicable wounds the next morning.
by kxmoney July 27, 2006