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2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!
It was a stifling day, and Desiree was parched, so instead of giving her a hot load, I made her a refreshing jizz and tonic...she loved every last drop.
by Ju Tang Killa April 04, 2017

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the watered-down jizz shot that all girls love.
jizz and tonic
by dai low 2 June 13, 2009

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