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Tonguelick 

1. A Caucasian white person who seems to never stop studying or caring for school or is always studying way more than he/she should. This includes (but is not limited to) one that would make flash cards for everything and anything, asks unnecessary questions in class, is a teacher's pet/suckup, and/or follows every single rule and also tries to enforce them. Note: He/She does not have to get good grades to be a chung bong AND an Asian "tonguelick" would be called a chung bong as "tonguelicks"s can only be white.
Example for definition 1...:
My friend is a tonguelick. Everyday at lunch he has to study for a 10 point miniquiz in math. Seriously, he won't even eat food sometimes if we have a real test and sometimes even a quiz.
Tonguelick by TheWokman April 8, 2008
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Tongue Lick 

When you take your tongue and lick the whole shaft of the dick and then the balls and then take the tongue and lick the pubs on his anus and his balls.. Then you take your tongue and lick his anus. then to top it off you Put ur tongue on his tongue and make him taste what u were licking! ( can be used with girls and their cunts to)
" LAYLA, tongue lick my Balls, I want to taste my cum tonight and my ass"!
" Fuck me baby, Tongue lick my fishy cunt!"
Tongue Lick by Dickwad December 14, 2004
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tonguejack 

To lick furiously with intent to stimulate or destroy. Usually tongue jacking is done to the asshole, cooter, or nuts.
My shitboxwas in need of an immidiate tonguejacking due to the massive load my boyfriend just blew on it.
Also see...toungejack.
tonguejack by Shweetbox August 4, 2005

TongueFuck

To kiss someone passionately with the your tounge as if you're giving oral to them, as moving tongue really fast in someone else's mouth like a vibrator
I was enjoying tonguefucking you!
TongueFuck by Sexguru30 May 11, 2016

tonguefuck

A food or drink that smells utterly rank but tastes quite good. (Ex: Red Bull) It can also be applied to a food or beverage that smells good but tastes quite bad. (ex: laundry detergent, do not try)
person 1: bro, red bull smells hella grody. how does it taste?

person 2: nah brah, red bull's delish. that shit's a tonguefuck
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026