Tongism

A philosophy that overviews the ways of love. Derived from a quote stating that "You cannot like someone you don't know."

You like that girl? You don't even know her! Tongism please!

Tongism by BawssCubing November 2, 2018

trampoline tonsils 

Someone who is constantly blowing others.

Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !

trampoline tonsils by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Tongoloid 

Weird autistic creatures that mistakes there own figers as KFC chicken and eats them

Sible was hungry at school one day and ate her fingers mistaken them for chicken wings
Fredrick:”What a tongoloid”

Tongoloid by Tongoloid April 25, 2019

Tongules 

The sweet act of performing cunnilingus with just your tongue. Preferably with a tongulous tongue.

Last night I gave a girl tongules. Afterwards she said she wanted to marry me.

Tongules by Chimonya January 22, 2010

Tonsil quidditch 

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).

Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

Tonsil quidditch by JoeNotKaneOrCain January 18, 2011

Tonilea 

The name of a gorgeous girl with a great smile and perfect blue eyes. Often heard meowing randomly. Don't let the accent scare you she's really British.

tonilea gorgeous

Tonilea by Rockabilly rebel January 2, 2012

Tonsil Hammer 

A long hard cock.

I slapped her uvula around with my tonsil hammer.

I was gagging on his tonsil hammer.

Tonsil Hammer by Dick Onchin October 5, 2020